 i wish i was austrailian...
I wish I was Austrailian. Then I could get drunk all day, say "G'day mate" to everybody, wrestle crocs, and spread vegimite on all of my food.
Austrailian women always talk sexy, they say things like, "Oy right, crickadoo me jangleys rotten, mate!"
I would shove jolly jumbucks in my tucker sack and waltz my matilda all the way home.
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people say im not romantic. that hurts, i think im very romantic. i even light a candle when i masturbate..... then i try to shoot it out.
Everything I write on this board is fiction for entertainment purposes.
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