Top Ways to Convince a Cop You Deserve a Ticket "continued"
11. "I couldn't have been doing 70! My cars shimmies at 64!"
12. Have your radar detector prominently placed on your dash.
13. Forget to set your emergency brake in your stick shift car, while stopped on a hill.
14. Cry
15. As soon as the officer greets you and asks for your license, pull out your cell phone, call 911, and ask to speak to Internal Affairs.
16. Tell the officer that you happen to be a traffic attorney, and he doesn't have the balls to cite you.
17. Tell the officer, "Oooo, I just love the tall motorcycle boots. They're soooo butch".
18. "I don't have any doughnuts, why did you pull ME over?"
19. Can't think of anymore.
Last edited by Turf Toes; 08-20-2004 at 05:52 AM.
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