20. Give him a donut adding,"Here you go, you went through all that trouble for this."
21. Ask him to check your oil before he talks to you
22. Start fresh with a momma joke
23. Get out of the car and urinate on the side of the road, urging him to talk to you while doing this.
24. Give him an earlier ticket you got and ask him to explain it.
25. Take out a dildo and eye the cop saying," Now I am sure there is some agreement we can make."
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