I can't stand it sitting around drinking a few beers and my friend tells me how he got this hot piece of ass yesterday. Then they say they fuck the hottest girls in town yet they are slobs. Then they call every bitch in the phone book to get some bootie -- I'm talking like 20+ numbers with no luck. Almost every night.
I say %90 are lies.
Hell I should ask some of the chicks if they fucked them or not, see what they say.......NO then I might get slapped.
