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Originally Posted by Bob Smith But if I fly alone and I get stuck next to some 300 pound fat black woman (like I did last year), then its very uncomfortable. |
Same thing happened to me bob on my way to Vegas. I'm about 225 lbs., but have really broad shoulders and a braod chest. My girl is tiny. Of course, her and I have the middle and window seat..and she has to have the window seat so she can see the pretty mountains and all.
Anyway, this fucking big fat mammoth negro woman walks on the plane, and the whole time I'm telling heidi "..watch..I guarantee this bitch sits next to me." Heidi started laughing and was like "...nah, she'll sit somewhere else". Sure enough...that fucking bitch plops her big ass down next to me for 6 hours...bitch was sweating the whole time and she smelled like cheese.
