No, you're definitely much, much fatter than me. Trust me.
And, dude, you're killing me with the asterik thing. Does saying "F*ck" make it any different than "Fuck". I don't really think so. Even "Fck" everyone's brain automatically reads as "Fuck". So knock it off!
Anyway, I once read an article where something like 70% of the respondents to a survey said it's alright to be a little fat. 95% of those same people said they wanted to lose 30lbs. LOL