 Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The Americans where going to drop Chuck Norris on Hiroshima, but they decided a nuclear bomb was more humane
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