 Re: You might be a bodybuilder ...
You might be an IFBB pro Bodybuilder if....
You sell your soiled underwear on your website.
You're straight, but you suck old man dick to pay for gear.
You do "lifestyle" videos showing your hobbies...like fucking a grapefruit.
You owe thousands of dollars and have court judgements against you for it....but still rent an Escalade and claim it's yours.
You're in your 30's, supposedly a successful pro...but you still live with your girlfriend in her parents house.
etc etc
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