[LayinLo]

- Chuck Norris once beat a wall at a game of tennis.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once had sex with your mom in the back of an 18 wheeler Semi-Truck. Some of his sperm got out and into the engine compartment. We now now this truck as Optimus Prime.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: fast and kill.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A British Scientist conducted an experiment by bottling Chuck Norris's piss and selling it as a soda. It is now marketed and called Red Bull. (sorry, I just saw this was already posted.)

And lastly,
After Pearl Harbor was attacked in 1941, The United States had opted to send in Chuck Norris to annihilate the Japanese. After much thought, it was decided to just drop an atomic bomb, because this was ruled to be more humane. (sorry, just saw this one too.)