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Old 03-30-2008, 08:20 AM
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Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

- Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
- Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
- When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say
please."
- Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by
yelling, "Bang!"
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