View Single Post
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 04-04-2008, 06:03 PM
role model's Avatar
role model role model is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,197
Rep Power: 5
role model is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
__________________
The way to the top is not by "stepping on others" but by "stooping to help others." Zig Ziglar
Reply With Quote