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So funny. Ok I will finally post some.

-The Devil prays to Jesus to protect him from Chuck Norris

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Chuck Norris can make any woman orgasm by pointing his fingers at her and shouting "booya!

-When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it

-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

-Chuck Norris kicked all of the Power Rangers asses so impressively that the producers of Power Rangers change it to Walker Texas Ranger.

-If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

-When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.