You might be a bodybuilder ...

[jrod196]

Ha, you must be joking!!! Worst fakes i've ever seen!!! Get the fuck outta here!

[HDH]

Originally Posted by marcusruhl

http://www.*********.net

If you order from this guy you might not be a bodybuilder but you might be a DUMB ASS!!

HDH

[bigw]

You missed your wedding because it was leg day!

[omegadog]

Originally Posted by jrod196
If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

haha o man i just shit my pants laughing...its still sick though lol

[jsupstarz]

You might be a powerlifter:
If you consider 8 reps cardio.

If you wear your bench shirt to the store.

If you don't know how much you can bench raw.

If you look fat, but really are not.

If you consider it a feat to pass out with 850lbs. on your back.

If blood squirts out your eye while squatting.

If injuries make you stronger.

If you get really effended when people tell you, you should do cardio.

If food is the only foodgroup.

If you haven't done calves since 1989.

If your head is shaved and you have a goatee.

If you do military press lockouts.

If you can't put your socks on by yourself.

If your lower back is sore 7days a week.

If you can't stand people that are cut.

[rocketman66]

If you have two or three different sets of clothing sizes 1 for bulking ,2 for dieting down and 3 pre contest.

[jsupstarz]

Originally Posted by rocketman66

If you have two or three different sets of clothing sizes 1 for bulking ,2 for dieting down and 3 pre contest.

That wasn't funny just kidding

[role model]

I forgot all about this thread.
I can't believe how many of these posters aren't here anymore.

[iluvdeadlifts]

Originally Posted by solo47

Well, that's one way to shut down an interesting topic.

Solo

Ha ha ha nicely said Solo!

[Barbender]

You might be a bodybuilder if:

You buy beef "on the hoof"

Your girlfriend buys a gallon of KY everytime you start a cycle

In a job interview you are asked where you need to improve and you answer "calves"

When your boss asks you what your working on today you answer "traps"

You are pissed when a overweight woman in your gym asks you not to scream like you are being tortured on every rep of incline dumbell press.

[humungolifter]

... if you can jump off cliffs and glide down on your huge lats...

[Gavin Laird]

You might be an IFBB pro Bodybuilder if....

You sell your soiled underwear on your website.

You're straight, but you suck old man dick to pay for gear.

You do "lifestyle" videos showing your hobbies...like fucking a grapefruit.

You owe thousands of dollars and have court judgements against you for it....but still rent an Escalade and claim it's yours.

You're in your 30's, supposedly a successful pro...but you still live with your girlfriend in her parents house.

etc etc

[perseverance]

i can't wait to be a pro

[dennis]

You may be a body builder if guys constantly come up to you in the gym and ask if you can take the 100 lb plates off the leg press !
You might be a body builder if you walk around 24-7 feeling gourged to the hilt with a daily intake of 5000 cals.
You might be a body builder if you tell your 17 year old son you do not want to wrestle with him anymore because you might hurt yourself !
You might be a body builder if you prefer going to the gym for chest day over sleeping in with your girl for morning sex !
You might be a body builder if you prefer checking out pictures of other body building men over looking at a playboy ! You might be a body builder if the top of your refridge cannot hold another jug of protien powder or other bb supplement !

[andysutils]

Originally Posted by jrod196

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

i hear injecting its much more friendly on the liver than taking it orally

[jmills]

Originally Posted by andysutils

i hear injecting its much more friendly on the liver than taking it orally

Man, there's a word picture I really could have done without.

Some funny shit on here though...that "you might be a powerlifter" post had me spewing my nightly pre-sleep cottage cheese all over the freakin monitor. "If you consider 8 reps cardio..." Man, that shit is funny...cuz it's true!

[Chris73]

If your kitchen trashbag has 48 egg shells and yolks in it before its full.

If you squatted 9 days after knee surgery.

If you know how many syringes will fit in a water bottle.

[sportsclub]

If you dieted down to be in contest shape for a vacation - you might be a bodybuilder.

If you don't see anything strange about Ziploc bags being handy food on the go containers- you might be a bodybuilder.

If the only people who really understand you are bodybuilders - you might be a bodybuilder!

...this is one hysterical thread

[dennis]

If you lift weights while on vacation.....

[Max2k8]

You might be a bodybuilder... if you defecate every day of your life.

[dennis]

Originally Posted by Max2k8

You might be a bodybuilder... if you defecate every day of your life.

Sometimes twice