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| General Discussion: This is a discussion on beer vs. pussy within the Discussion forums, part of the extensive steroid information at MESO-Rx; Subject: Beer vs. Pussy Beer vs. PUSSY A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. ADVANTAGE: BEER The government ... |
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03-10-2004, 10:58 AM
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 beer vs. pussy
Subject: Beer vs. Pussy Beer vs. PUSSY A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. ADVANTAGE: BEER The government taxes beer. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. ADVANTAGE: BEER Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. ADVANTAGE: DRAW If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY 24 beer come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. ADVANTAGE: BEER If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, The Woman will definitely get mad. ADVANTAGE: BEER 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night, and you have done all the driving you need. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. ADVANTAGE: DRAW It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are goint to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY With beer, bigger is better. ADVANTAGE: BEER Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. ADVANTAGE: BEER Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about the next beer you will have, your are an alcoholic. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY Peeling labels off beer is fun. Pulling panties off pussy is more fun. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. ADVANTAGE: DRAW If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. ADVANTAGE: BEER If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. ADVANTAGE: BEER The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. ADVANTAGE: BEER Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright ADVANTAGE: DRAW Good beer: Guinness, Big Daddy, Anything Kevin or Newt makes Good pussy: Almost all but the above. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. ADVANTAGE: PUSSY        |
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03-10-2004, 11:56 AM
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I was rooting for the pussy to win
__________________ I just don't understand it. How could you not like to suck dick? [QUOTE=Grizzly I want to be the horse because i love being ridden hard by a cowboy "grizzly" Disclaimer: Thick is a fictional character that enjoys roleplaying to pass the time. Nothing stated by thick should be taken as truthful or real. Also, by no means should any advice given by thick be used in the real world. |
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I think I like beer better. I always go out looking for pussy, but if I don't see any in 2hours, I end up hanging out with the beer 'til the point that "so, let's leave" is my best line. BTW- I told you so.....  "Buy too much beer and you will get fat. " |
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I have to say pussy won. Beer can give you a headache or make you sick, Oh wait a minute, never mind I take it back ............11
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My dad would tell u guys he would take the Pussy but when u get to b his age the Beer is easier to get lol
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i love to make a pussy fart! you know...... while you are down there eatin it out, just blow in it real hard and then push down with your hand at the top and it makes a fart noise!..... its great!!!! beer makes me throw up when i have enough pussy makes my dick throw up when its had enough.... win, lose, or draw, its alllllllll goooooooood |
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NOPE! I'm talking about leaning back, taking a huge deep breath and blowing in there!!!! and pressing down on top with my hand... to press the air out... and it makes a fart noise.... doesnt hurt them... kinda tickles them.... but hey,,,, what can ya do!??!?! |
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