Bitch gave me the CLAP! - MESO-Rx

niko · #1 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 02:03 PM

I moved to NC last month and the amount of pussy down here compared to Cleveland is incredible. so i meet this girl at this restaurant bar on monday night (i overheard her telling her girlfriend that she hasn't been laid for six months, i knew it was gonna be easy). so she takes me home, we fuck, sleep, fuck some more, then i left.
i liked her a little, and being kinda lonley, i asked her to dinner on tuesday night. we went to dinner, then i took her home thinking i might be able to talk her into letting me put it in her ass. no deal, she said she was too tired from monday night's fuck fest, and she sends me home. so after the free dinner, the bitch won't return phone calls all week.
so friday, my dick starts dribbling, and i know i've got something. i called my fucking mother, who always has scripts for antibiotics lying around. she laughed at my situation, and hopefully my zithro will be here monday.
so later friday night, drunk, i called her and left her a little message. she called back 10 minutes later claiming i only said that because she ingored me all week. what a bitch!!! i told her i didn't care if i ever saw her again, but go to the doc you dirty pussy bitch!

I'm grossed out, i was chowin box and asshole for about 30 minutes!

Weatherlite · #2 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 02:12 PM

Really sucks dude!!! Just be glad that it wasn't something worse. BTW, there's generally no indication that a woman has it so she could have been carrying for years and not known.

niko · #3 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 02:19 PM

yeah, i know, too bad, she would have been a nice stand-by

Ronin_ · #4 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 02:51 PM

rubbers, rubbers, rubbers bro!

If in doubt get a HIV test in 12 weeks, and never go bare back again in that situation

Grizzly · #5 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 03:07 PM

What good is a rubber if you eat it?

niko · #6 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 03:18 PM

could i have got it just by chowing box, and not fucking her? it tasted so good i can't believe it was diseased. the sad thing is that this didn't phase me at all, i'll be back in line to lick it again by the end of the week. i just love pussy

mrc0703 · #7 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by niko

could i have got it just by chowing box, and not fucking her? it tasted so good i can't believe it was diseased. the sad thing is that this didn't phase me at all, i'll be back in line to lick it again by the end of the week. i just love pussy

Yea bro....pussy is my downfall also....the shit men do to get some is unbelievable...

Ronin_ · #8 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Grizzly

What good is a rubber if you eat it?

well HIV from oral is very slim unless you have some serious bleeding gums. The rest you can cure. Even herpes - you will just get cold sores on the lips now and again

Bedrock · #9 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by niko

I moved to NC last month and the amount of pussy down here compared to Cleveland is incredible. so i meet this girl at this restaurant bar on monday night (i overheard her telling her girlfriend that she hasn't been laid for six months, i knew it was gonna be easy). so she takes me home, we fuck, sleep, fuck some more, then i left.
i liked her a little, and being kinda lonley, i asked her to dinner on tuesday night. we went to dinner, then i took her home thinking i might be able to talk her into letting me put it in her ass. no deal, she said she was too tired from monday night's fuck fest, and she sends me home. so after the free dinner, the bitch won't return phone calls all week.
so friday, my dick starts dribbling, and i know i've got something. i called my fucking mother, who always has scripts for antibiotics lying around. she laughed at my situation, and hopefully my zithro will be here monday.
so later friday night, drunk, i called her and left her a little message. she called back 10 minutes later claiming i only said that because she ingored me all week. what a bitch!!! i told her i didn't care if i ever saw her again, but go to the doc you dirty pussy bitch!

I'm grossed out, i was chowin box and asshole for about 30 minutes!

Let me get this straight, you were chowin' asshole ????
Sheeeeit man where is your dignity ?

niko · #10 (**permalink**) 03-13-2005, 09:22 PM

if you saw her you'd eat her ass too, but that's just me. a beautiful girl, from head to toe, needs to be properly tounge bathed. she was an 11.0