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it happens to the best of us..... welcome to the team and way to take one for the team! they all need lovin and its all pink in the middle....
you must of not read that song about you in the poams thread, it was not a ugly girl it was your best friend the transvestite, LMAO haaaa haaaa haaaa haa heee heee heee
you must of not read that song about you in the poams thread, it was not a ugly girl it was your best friend the transvestite, LMAO haaaa haaaa haaaa haa heee heee heee
hahaha lmfao, i read it buddy, and i got another one about you brewin up in my head right now.
this chick wasn't that nasty, nice body but the face seemed quite a bit uglier this morning than i remembered from last night. i guess my standards are probably too high, but who can blame me with my all-american boyish good looks and layers of shredded, rippling muscle
hahaha lmfao, i read it buddy, and i got another one about you brewin up in my head right now.
this chick wasn't that nasty, nice body but the face seemed quite a bit uglier this morning than i remembered from last night. i guess my standards are probably too high, but who can blame me with my all-american boyish good looks and layers of shredded, rippling muscle
Your going to have to learn anti beer goggle techniques before you're allowed to go out again.
1. Scope out bar BEFORE you drink. Note which girls are actually hot. Write this down. Pin it to your shirt with a note, "If you are not on this list, please do not talk to me".
2. there are always the ones you missed, or that snuck in later. These are your enemies. You must avoid them at all costs. If you haven't seen her before, keep remembering this morning. Think of how it felt, that sudden heart stopping moment, the sweat that broke out... the embarassing 'conversation'.
(was she Cayote ugly? When you woke up, did you gnaw your arm off to get away without waking her?)
3. Use a designated scoper. This is the guy or gal you trust, who doesn't drink that night. He will keep you on the straight and narrow.
(Caveat... if he's a dink, he will keep the good ones for himself, so get someone you trust, or love enough to let him steal the hot ones from you).
4. Less reliable, but valid when all else fails...
(to be continued, I have to go)
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Originally Posted by Massive690
i could've sworn she was hot when i went to bed....
so your saying you have seen better heads on a head of lettuce? you have to stop drinking bro, its causing you pain in the long run
hahaha, i know it is. but im sure it was fun at the time the bad thing is that she lives in my complex, just a few doors down. so now im gonna have to sneak home and be sure to keep my door locked at all times. maybe i can talk one of my friends into telling her i died or something, that should het her off my back
hahaha, i know it is. but im sure it was fun at the time the bad thing is that she lives in my complex, just a few doors down. so now im gonna have to sneak home and be sure to keep my door locked at all times. maybe i can talk one of my friends into telling her i died or something, that should het her off my back
not that easy bro, she will be over almost every night and when her lease is up she is moving in, your fucked, see what your penis does to you, and the even bad thing is,she is pregneant now, holy shit a little masive running around
not that easy bro, she will be over almost every night and when her lease is up she is moving in, your fucked, see what your penis does to you, and the even bad thing is,she is pregneant now, holy shit a little masive running around
DAMMIT... she is pregnant isn't she, im fucked now. i sure wish i actually liked her. but your penis always wins, its like that senifeld episode where jerry's penis and brain are playing chess.
dammit, woke up next to an ugly chick 
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