Dearest FreakyFrederica

[Hogg]

Clean out your mail box, I cannot respond to your message regarding your intense desire to inspect bob smith's prostate. Please delet, re-PM me, and we can begin our dialog hence.

[eleven11]

Oh god. I can see this is going to be a good thread. lol ......11

BS's prostate

[thick]

from the look of his eyelids I think Jewel beat old freaky one to it. What a shame.

Originally Posted by Hogg

Clean out your mail box, I cannot respond to your message regarding your intense desire to inspect bob smith's prostate. Please delet, re-PM me, and we can begin our dialog hence.

[deadguy]

what a fucking cover-up Hogg! Your reply to His Freakyness has nothing to do with Bob Smith. Have to admit, though, it's a nice try. I usually use Big Louie or Phreezer. While I'm here, I need to ask His Freakyness a question about the proper handling of broomsticks found lodged in the pyloric sphyncter of an adult male. Yes..it was that far up there.

As far as Bob's semen sack, I hope all is well.

[Hogg]

LOL, only you would know my rather tall 270# friend......BUSTED!

Originally Posted by deadguy

what a fucking cover-up Hogg! Your reply to His Freakyness has nothing to do with Bob Smith. Have to admit, though, it's a nice try. I usually use Big Louie or Phreezer. While I'm here, I need to ask His Freakyness a question about the proper handling of broomsticks found lodged in the pyloric sphyncter of an adult male. Yes..it was that far up there.

As far as Bob's semen sack, I hope all is well.

[deadguy]

Originally Posted by Hogg

LOL, only you would know my rather tall 270# friend......BUSTED!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Damn I miss you guys.

[FreakyFreddy]

Ive unpacked my "folder" now Hoggy, deadguy LTNLD(long time no leather donut) how are you? I too am alarmed by the increasing deaths due to rectal broom sticks, gay leather men should realise only a fist should go into the upper intestinal tract

[deadguy]

Originally Posted by FreakyFreddy

Ive unpacked my "folder" now Hoggy, deadguy LTNLD(long time no leather donut) how are you? I too am alarmed by the increasing deaths due to rectal broom sticks, gay leather men should realise only a fist should go into the upper intestinal tract

So how IS the 'ol Whale Eye, Freddy??

[FTW]

What post did this quote come from el freakish 1???

"I never thought the whole pencil would go into my urethra" - Hogg

[FreakyFreddy]

It is a snippet from Hogg's writings in "Village" magazine as "the agony uncle" a harcore S&M advisor who specialises in urethral probing and forced catheritization. Deadguy my 2nd input feels alot better these days since they found Big Louie's watch, I have also being doing "donut kegels" where I sit upon a traffic cone and try to hold it for counts of 10 with just my powerful sphincter whilst i do squat thrusts

[Hogg]

Originally Posted by FreakyFreddy

It is a snippet from Hogg's writings in "Village" magazine as "the agony uncle" a harcore S&M advisor who specialises in urethral probing and forced catheritization. Deadguy my 2nd input feels alot better these days since they found Big Louie's watch, I have also being doing "donut kegels" where I sit upon a traffic cone and try to hold it for counts of 10 with just my powerful sphincter whilst i do squat thrusts

There is an exhibit at the museum at balboa park (down in S.D. forgot the name), wherein numerous instruments from the inquisition are on display. They have a pyramid-like structure where, evidently, the inquisitors would place a man (or woman) upon the point of the pyramid ( by the anus if man, by the vagina if woman) and then tie weights to the subjects feet thereby causing the point to penetrate the subjects inner cavity and essentially widen out your turdcutter.

There was another instrument which was rather harrowing. It was an iron pole roughly 1" in diameter and had a rather blunt point on it. They would place a man upon the pole by his anus and allow his bodyweight to drive the pole further and further into his body. Eventually, the subject would come to rest at some point along the poles length when it came in contact with structural elements such as the spine or skull.

Just thought I would share that with you ......

[thick]

Originally Posted by Hogg

There is an exhibit at the museum at balboa park (down in S.D. forgot the name), wherein numerous instruments from the inquisition are on display. They have a pyramid-like structure where, evidently, the inquisitors would place a man (or woman) upon the point of the pyramid ( by the anus if man, by the vagina if woman) and then tie weights to the subjects feet thereby causing the point to penetrate the subjects inner cavity and essentially widen out your turdcutter.

There was another instrument which was rather harrowing. It was an iron pole roughly 1" in diameter and had a rather blunt point on it. They would place a man upon the pole by his anus and allow his bodyweight to drive the pole further and further into his body. Eventually, the subject would come to rest at some point along the poles length when it came in contact with structural elements such as the spine or skull.

Just thought I would share that with you ......

[big louie]

Originally Posted by FreakyFreddy

It is a snippet from Hogg's writings in "Village" magazine as "the agony uncle" a harcore S&M advisor who specialises in urethral probing and forced catheritization. Deadguy my 2nd input feels alot better these days since they found Big Louie's watch, I have also being doing "donut kegels" where I sit upon a traffic cone and try to hold it for counts of 10 with just my powerful sphincter whilst i do squat thrusts

being that my name was mentioned twice in such a stank thread i must clarify the watch incident..

As many of you may not know our kleptomaniac friend thick gaffled my watch one day while we were hunting prairie dogs.. So when Freakshow Freddy and Thick hit the parade in San Fran i guess he forgot to remove the watch before the fisting action came into play in their night of gay pride festivities..

i had nothing to do with the G-shock lodged into freddy's G-spot...

[thick]

hey now that was not fair. We were cow tipping not prairie dog hunting together lmao

Originally Posted by big louie

being that my name was mentioned twice in such a stank thread i must clarify the watch incident..

As many of you may not know our kleptomaniac friend thick gaffled my watch one day while we were hunting prairie dogs.. So when Freakshow Freddy and Thick hit the parade in San Fran i guess he forgot to remove the watch before the fisting action came into play in their night of gay pride festivities..

i had nothing to do with the G-shock lodged into freddy's G-spot...

[big louie]

Originally Posted by thick

hey now that was not fair. We were cow tipping not prairie dog hunting together lmao

i was going to leave the animals out of this.. if they must know i guess i will tell them about your "grazing" around the sheep pen every night after you had though i feel asleep..

ya hillbilly!