 Re: does anyone recognize this chick?
alright here we go: i created a myspace page to keep in touch with some bodybuilding friends i met over the summer. so the other night i get a message from a random girl. i think its just some bullshit and send back a message saying "do i know you?" she said she saw me in the browse section. so anyways, we message back and forth, the whole time i'm thinking this is some 12 year old girl or 40 year old man. i check out her page and its a normal page, not some web cam girl page or someone without any friends or comments. so eventually she asks if she can give me a call, i say i don't think so cuz you could be anybody, how do i know its you in your pic? so she emails me some pics of her out with friends and stuff like that. i'm like okay, well still doesn't prove its you, but what the hell give me a call (i was pretty bored). so she calls me and we talk some, she told me where she's from and a bunch of stuff like that. the next thing i know, she starts to kinda talk dirty and i'm like well send me some more pics. so she sent me some "better" pics of her. i'm thinking to myself, i've seen this girl before and i could swear she's a pornstar. so i said there is no way these pics are of you. she said she promised it was her and asked how she could prove it to me. i asked her if she was a pornstar and she said she did some modeling. i said call me tomorrow and i'll tell you how. so that night, my buddy comes over and says "yeah, she's a pornstar. i have one of her videos." we go to her website, and look at where she's from and end up finding a newspaper article from where she got arrested that says her full name. then we watched one her videos to find out if it was the same voice, and no fucking joke it was. then we looked up the area code of her phone number and no joke, its from the same fucking place she's from.
so next day she calls me and i say "have you ever hear of anyone name melissa midwest?" she says "wow, you figured it out. thats my "modeling" name." then she tells me her full name, and low and behold its the same real name from the newspaper article. i say, "i still don't think its you." so she becomes hell bent on proving it to me and says "what can i do to convince you? anything you want me to do to prove it, i'll do." i say alright fine, "where are you at right now?" she says she at home. "i said put on a blue shirt and send me a pic message on the phone of you in a blue shirt giving two thumbs up." she said "okay give me a couple minutes." about three minutes later, my phone goes off, says you have a new pic message, and it is fucking melissa midwest in a blue shirt giving two thumbs up!
so either 1: its her and I'm a lucky ass dude. or 2: its some chick that is really good at lying.
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