Finally--something for steroid users

[mxim]

last night after eating at a local restaurant,i heard someone's cell phone ring.it was one of the rings that sounds like a song.evidently,you can order various "ring tones" and customize your ring to a favorite song. thats when a light bulb in my head went off. i said,"why not a special ring tone for all of our bro's on the meso board"? i then realized that there were no songs about steroids or groeth hormone for that matter.although,a friend has a band that is writting songs devoted to various steroids and half lives but thats not for a while. anyway,i then said,"i know what ring tone i want"!!! i want a ring tone with Arnold's voice saying he only used a small amount of steroids a long time ago because they were legal and they did'nt know what they were!!!! it would have Arnold's actual voice making that idiotic statement a few years back. another could be Mrk McGuires voice during congressional hearings saying "lets not talk about the past". or Barry Bonds saying,"someone gave me some cream and i just rubbed it on my body without knowing what the hell it was even though i get paid millions of dollars a year and know i will get drug tested". the best one will be the one where the congessman who is against all steroids says to his wife" I CAN'T GET IT UP AND VIAGRA WON'T WORK,I WISH I HAD SOME TESTOSTERONE BUT I HAD THE COUNTRY BANN IT;DAMN!!!!,WHY DID I DO SUCH A STUPID THING,I SHOULD HAVE BANNED CRACK INSTEAD!!! NOW THAT I MENTION IT,I WISH I WAS ABLE TO BE PRESCRIBED WINSTROL UNDER A DOCTORS CARE CAUSE MABE I'D GET SOME MUSCULARITY AND NOT BE SO AGAINST GOING ON THE FRIGGIN BEACH LOOKING LIKE A FAT SLOB" that would be the most expensive ring tone because it is rather long but i think it would be a huge seller. anyone want to invest with me?

[mxim]

i already have a few investors.i need more though.

[love_en]

Where do I sign up? While we are at it, lets add: IF I AM A CELEBRITY ATHLETE, I CAN JUICE ALL I WANT AND NOT GO TO PRISON. THE STEROID LAWS ONLY APPLY TO THE COMMON CITIZEN. Either enforce the law uniformly or decriminalize AAS. I am not a bodybuilder or athlete, but I cannot get treatment for my hypogonadism thanks to people like Ben Johnson, Barry Bonds, and Jose Canseco.

[mxim]

pm me asap and you can embark on a million dollar journey.