 fitting joke for politicians
A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The
owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect
the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of
brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's
brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's
brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the
owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how
many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"
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I just don't understand it. How could you not like to suck dick? [QUOTE=Grizzly
I want to be the horse because i love being ridden hard by a cowboy "grizzly"
Disclaimer: Thick is a fictional character that enjoys roleplaying to pass the time. Nothing stated by thick should be taken as truthful or real. Also, by no means should any advice given by thick be used in the real world.
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