fucking airport

[ramboj70]

well I am home safe, when I get to the airport in texas, well I check my bags in, then I drop them off at the baggage x-ray then 20 min latter my fucking name was paged over the load speaker, for me to come to baggage check in, well they had my hole fucking Sea Bag empty on the floor, I have a portable printer for my lap top pc I had some extra ink cartiage in sea bag, well it set off there bomb sniffer, LOL I thought it was fucking funny, good thing I got there 2.5 hrs early, then now I proceede to the terminal and I am the only mother fucker who almost has to get naked, my shoes socks belt, therewas a shit load of people I am the only one who has to do this, now I get called again for my lap top pc, same thing happened my ink cartiage set off sniffer, fucking ass wholes, now I am on the plane and we are flying the entire way home the flight sucked plane was all over the fucking sky, the good thing I sat next to a hot bitch, that ever time the plane was shacking and rocking which was all the time her tits were doing the same thing so I had a hard on the entire flight. now i get to orland at 11pm I am at baggage to pick up my bags well they lost one of my bags, now I am mad as fuck, shit happens, now I go look for my van, but cant find the fucking thing, it got fucking towed because I had my cleaning chemicals in it, and it posed a threat. wait my luck is not over yet, I fially get home and I get into house, well since lots of my roof was fucked and I didnt reapir it good I had water come in and fuck my rug up, now I have a really nice fucking mold smell to it, good thing I am a carpet cleaner. LOL I am just curious on when my fucking luck is going to change

[AirBorne]

holy shit! you probabaly have the most shit happen to you than any other person I know. how is it that everywhere you end up, you get offered BJs, see tits, etc?! I dont get it. You got some kinda mojo, Marine. lol

AirBorne

[Slick Arrado]

Originally Posted by AirBorne

holy shit! you probabaly have the most shit happen to you than any other person I know. how is it that everywhere you end up, you get offered BJs, see tits, etc?! I dont get it. You got some kinda mojo, Marine. lol

AirBorne

It's DevilDog Syndrome.

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by Slick Arrado

It's DevilDog Syndrome.

I think most of it has to do with me looking for it, I am always horney and will always look for a peek at tits, i bet if you guys write down on a piece of paper how many times you try to look down a chicks shirt to sneak a peek at her tits you will be surprised how many times its done. LOL, I even look at ugly chicks tits, even fat chicks tits. just never invite me around your women, I would be seen grabbing and adjusting my shaft and looking down her shirt at he same time, heeee heee heee

[Meat Train]

I went to a wedding today and was tit surfing (watching).

I saw a cool thing-- a girl with melons was smoking and she had her cleavage hold her lighter!

Damn Rambo! Only you though man. I bet the baggage checkers were females-- that is why you had to strip for them-- they wanted to see that famous speedo!

Rambo's horny hijinks all over again! Welcome back!

[Bob Smith]

Originally Posted by Meat Train

I saw a cool thing-- a girl with melons was smoking and she had her cleavage hold her lighter!

Now thats a classy broad.

Damn rambo, talk about a crappy day! My airport was rated as one of the slowest in the country for security checks. Assholes, I hate flying from here.

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Now thats a classy broad.

Damn rambo, talk about a crappy day! My airport was rated as one of the slowest in the country for security checks. Assholes, I hate flying from here.

I know what your saying bro, there could be a million people and i would be the one to get checked,