fucking CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fast Food]

MY FUCKING VIPER BROKE DOWN YESTERDAY AND I HAD TO GET THE MOTHERFUCKER TOWED! I WANTED TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE LOOKING AT IT ON THE ROLLBACK BECAUSE I KNOW THEY HAD A SMARTASS COMMENT AND I COULDNT MAKE ONE BACK AT THEM..... THAT MOTHERFUCKER BROKE DOWN 4 MILES FROM MY HOUSE.... IT JUST CUT OFF! The fuse link burned through which is an indication that I have an electrical problem..... it burns apart so that my entire electric shit doesnt burn up.... its a safety thing.... so do you know what this means??? IT MEANS BREAK OUT MY FUCKING CHECKBOOK PONCHEROO!

FIRST as it cut off... i was pulling up to a little store by the house, so we pulled in there. The fucking older than dirt with one tooth fucker that works there thinks that miraculously he's a fucking mechanic and starts messing with the red piece on there and says, "whats this?" i said, its the fucking cut off switch that I would like for you to get off of. he keeps fucking with it and tells me to turn the key. I said, IT WONT FUCKING START BECAUSE YOU JUST CUT OFF THE ENTIRE CAR!!! ITS A FUCKING CUT OFF SWITCH FOR SECURITY!!!!!!!! so then my girl says.... "okay, lets shut the hood" and I said.. "yeah.... LETS!"

SO the rollback comes and picks it up and does a good job not scraping the front. as we are driving, I can read fuckers lips in their cars about my car up on the rollback and it pisses me off.... so when i get to the place that I took it... someone comes out of a store next door and says.... "wow, thats a pretty expensive car for it to be broke down".... this just about did it for me..... i said, "yeah?? well why dont you take your ass back inside before you really piss me off" and they went inside after giving me a look.... yeah well... FUCK YOU BUDDY!

so then the driver wants to just drop the fuckin car in front of the store and I ask the mechanic where he wants it, he says, around back so we can keep it inside.... (thank you, finally some respect for my baby). So I go to the driver and say nicely actually, "hey can you take it around back? he wants it to be back there" the rollback is actually all the way down and he is starting to release the chains, AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAYS TO ME..... "TELL HIM Y'ALL GONNA PUSH IT BACK THERE"..... this was it

i said, "PUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN CAR AROUND BACK RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT PUSHING THAT FUCKING THING AROUND BACK, IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY YOU WILL PUT IT BACK THERE NOW!!!!!!!!!" and i guess sensing that i was a little pissed he put it back there.... meanwhile my girl is doing everything she can to keep me calm... we get it around back finally, send 'Antoine' the driver on his fuckin way and put the car inside. next i have to show the fucking retard how to open the hood!!!!!!!! i said, wash your hands before you touch my paint... dont want all that grease on there, and call my girl before you work on it, i want her to come up here and watch you. he says, that wont be necessary.... i said, it is absolutely necessary.... i know whats wrong with the car, and i want her to watch you, so that A. you dont fuck up, and B. you dont do more to try to charge me, because i know you all think we are loaded because we drive it and are gonna try to get me for everything we have. "oh we would never do that...." BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER I SEE IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! its already going to be expensive as a motherfucker, because it is expensive alone just to hook it up to a diagnostic test..... anything electrical is going to cost money!!!!

eventually we get out of there and head to Damons to eat..... the waitress comes, and before she can finish asking for drinks.... my girl says.... 2 coronas and one shot of SOCO and Limejuice..... what a great girl i have.... just tryin to calm me down.... so that was nice and i started getting in a better mood, so we went and bought a 62" LCD Projection T.V. with a real nice Pioneer surround sound...... BUT THERE IS A HOLE IN MY GARAGE AND I'M PISSED.....


thanks for letting me vent....

[dolfe1]

Food you forget you are driving an American car, what do you expect?

[Fast Food]

Originally Posted by dolfe1

Food you forget you are driving an American car, what do you expect?

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... i expect that my american car will take whatever car you have in a race!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[madman]

Fat Food...........I would be happy with a broke down viper.........it's still a viper after all.

[MJM]

Ladies love muscles and muscle cars.

[shaboz]

Life is a bitch isnt it?

[dolfe1]

Originally Posted by Fast Food

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... i expect that my american car will take whatever car you have in a race!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

On the back of a tow truck?

[MJM]

I'm going to have to agree with that statement!

Originally Posted by shaboz

Life is a bitch isnt it?

[esco]

ff, you can always use it as a plant holder! bua-hahahah j/k bro!

[Fast Food]

Originally Posted by esco

ff, you can always use it as a plant holder! bua-hahahah j/k bro!

yeah really.... i'll enter it into a model holder.... hold model women in it to take pictures for a magazine.... it'll serve a purpose there! and ramblojob could come watch and play with his hard-on!!!

[big louie]

FF my buddy had the same car with the same prob - replaced the fusible link and has been fine ever since.. not saying thats the case with you but start by replacing that but don't go to far from home -

[crewboss]

sorry to hear that FF, good idea to watch those fuckers as they work on the car.

on a lighter note LCD HD rear projections are where it's at. such a great alternative to plasma. insane picture, no burn-in problems, much more durable. i got the 60" Sony Grand Vega (WE610) this past Feb w/ the Cambridge Soundworks surround. got the whole package for $6K, about the same a 60" plasma would cost.

[Fast Food]

Originally Posted by crewboss

sorry to hear that FF, good idea to watch those fuckers as they work on the car.

on a lighter note LCD HD rear projections are where it's at. such a great alternative to plasma. insane picture, no burn-in problems, much more durable. i got the 60" Sony Grand Vega (WE610) this past Feb w/ the Cambridge Soundworks surround. got the whole package for $6K, about the same a 60" plasma would cost.

its just so hard to say no to those plasmas though..... they are so nice its unreal!

[crewboss]

Originally Posted by Fast Food

its just so hard to say no to those plasmas though..... they are so nice its unreal!

i hear that. nothing says pimp like hanging your tv. the LCD's look pretty nice too, only 9" thick and set on the right table, look pretty bad ass.

[crewboss]

Originally Posted by Exosist

Bro my new M5 (2 days to go!!) will rip your little american dodge a new asshole.
I could even take you on the M3. dont even need to wait for my new car.

When?
Where?
How much?

We can take bets on Meso

lol Exo's got a point. The M5 will dust a Viper. I'll watch from the sidelines in my 330CI lol.