funny gym thread

[jorge]

okay, I'm bored, so I thought I'd try to make you guys laugh.

There's this little dude in the gym I workout in. Not a midget, or dwarf, just a little dude. Imagine "normal" thin guy proportions with some workout experience. Now make him 5'2" and about 140. This guy is a die hard Mthr Fkr. I type the previous sentence to clear my conscience before I flame the guy. He does deserve props for his dedication.

This guy wears underarmor EVERY DAY. Not the loose fitting under armor... not this guy, he's got the skin tight black shirts, did I mention he wears it EVERY DAY?

To the show: I've seen this guy training in here, he's the one that hits the cable curls from time to time for those serious biceps building workouts . This day, I'm in the chair doing Militarys. I'm in direct sight of this guy doing his squats. First set, he climbs under 315 (no warm up). He's got two spotters, one on each end of the bar. He heaves, snorts, and growls as he lifts the bar off the rack. Backs out of the rack, and immediately goes full squat while inhaling as loud as possible. Now, stuck on the bottom, he's grunting and groaning, trying to lift... the spotters aren't real sure what the deal is, so one guy starts lifting the bar in an effort to help... the other isn't helping, so this poor bastard is crooked down in a full squat with at least twice his body weight on his back. After some hoopla, the other guy chips in, they make an effort to collaborate the spotting, and even him out. He's saved... whew... close one. He returns to full height with plenty of help from his trusty spotters. Grunting, snorting, and carrying on like some sort of deer in rut, he attempst rep number 2. Full down ... Grunting ... No movement ... uneven spot help ... finally, rep 2 is complete. That's enough for now, he racks the weight.

With much restraint, I shake my head, fighting the smirk, and perform the rest of my military press sets before he takes the stage for set two. Now, I've moved to the platform, and I'm doing upright rows. I've got a profile view of the poor guy. Here he goes... this time a little more sensible weight, he's using 135. Under the bar, he grunts, groans, and snorts ... Now I'm starting to think this guy sounds like some bizzare wild animal. Lots of noise here. He lifts the bar, steps back. Full squats. Spotters are in place, but there's no need. At the top of each rep, we get the plethora of wild animal noises. Near rep 12, he's pausing at the top, taking several snorting grunts before attempting the next rep.

As I moved about the gym completing my workout, this guy is on and on with the grunting, etc...

Hey, at least he's doing squats. That's more than most. But is all the noise and display of horsepower (or lack thereof) really necessary?

Post your funny gym story...

[nightcrew213]

Originally Posted by jorge

okay, I'm bored, so I thought I'd try to make you guys laugh.

There's this little dude in the gym I workout in. Not a midget, or dwarf, just a little dude. Imagine "normal" thin guy proportions with some workout experience. Now make him 5'2" and about 140. This guy is a die hard Mthr Fkr. I type the previous sentence to clear my conscience before I flame the guy. He does deserve props for his dedication.

This guy wears underarmor EVERY DAY. Not the loose fitting under armor... not this guy, he's got the skin tight black shirts, did I mention he wears it EVERY DAY?

To the show: I've seen this guy training in here, he's the one that hits the cable curls from time to time for those serious biceps building workouts . This day, I'm in the chair doing Militarys. I'm in direct sight of this guy doing his squats. First set, he climbs under 315 (no warm up). He's got two spotters, one on each end of the bar. He heaves, snorts, and growls as he lifts the bar off the rack. Backs out of the rack, and immediately goes full squat while inhaling as loud as possible. Now, stuck on the bottom, he's grunting and groaning, trying to lift... the spotters aren't real sure what the deal is, so one guy starts lifting the bar in an effort to help... the other isn't helping, so this poor bastard is crooked down in a full squat with at least twice his body weight on his back. After some hoopla, the other guy chips in, they make an effort to collaborate the spotting, and even him out. He's saved... whew... close one. He returns to full height with plenty of help from his trusty spotters. Grunting, snorting, and carrying on like some sort of deer in rut, he attempst rep number 2. Full down ... Grunting ... No movement ... uneven spot help ... finally, rep 2 is complete. That's enough for now, he racks the weight.

With much restraint, I shake my head, fighting the smirk, and perform the rest of my military press sets before he takes the stage for set two. Now, I've moved to the platform, and I'm doing upright rows. I've got a profile view of the poor guy. Here he goes... this time a little more sensible weight, he's using 135. Under the bar, he grunts, groans, and snorts ... Now I'm starting to think this guy sounds like some bizzare wild animal. Lots of noise here. He lifts the bar, steps back. Full squats. Spotters are in place, but there's no need. At the top of each rep, we get the plethora of wild animal noises. Near rep 12, he's pausing at the top, taking several snorting grunts before attempting the next rep.

As I moved about the gym completing my workout, this guy is on and on with the grunting, etc...

Hey, at least he's doing squats. That's more than most. But is all the noise and display of horsepower (or lack thereof) really necessary?

Post your funny gym story...

Here is a funny story.....
A guy writes a post like this........that has been written 2,000 fuc$ing times,we have to read it again,and its boring as hell

[Helterskelter]

Originally Posted by nightcrew213

Here is a funny story.....
A guy writes a post like this........that has been written 2,000 fuc$ing times,we have to read it again,and its boring as hell

That's a story? I thought it just happened!

[Massive690]

Originally Posted by jorge

okay, I'm bored, so I thought I'd try to make you guys laugh.

There's this little dude in the gym I workout in. Not a midget, or dwarf, just a little dude. Imagine "normal" thin guy proportions with some workout experience. Now make him 5'2" and about 140. This guy is a die hard Mthr Fkr. I type the previous sentence to clear my conscience before I flame the guy. He does deserve props for his dedication.

This guy wears underarmor EVERY DAY. Not the loose fitting under armor... not this guy, he's got the skin tight black shirts, did I mention he wears it EVERY DAY?

To the show: I've seen this guy training in here, he's the one that hits the cable curls from time to time for those serious biceps building workouts . This day, I'm in the chair doing Militarys. I'm in direct sight of this guy doing his squats. First set, he climbs under 315 (no warm up). He's got two spotters, one on each end of the bar. He heaves, snorts, and growls as he lifts the bar off the rack. Backs out of the rack, and immediately goes full squat while inhaling as loud as possible. Now, stuck on the bottom, he's grunting and groaning, trying to lift... the spotters aren't real sure what the deal is, so one guy starts lifting the bar in an effort to help... the other isn't helping, so this poor bastard is crooked down in a full squat with at least twice his body weight on his back. After some hoopla, the other guy chips in, they make an effort to collaborate the spotting, and even him out. He's saved... whew... close one. He returns to full height with plenty of help from his trusty spotters. Grunting, snorting, and carrying on like some sort of deer in rut, he attempst rep number 2. Full down ... Grunting ... No movement ... uneven spot help ... finally, rep 2 is complete. That's enough for now, he racks the weight.

With much restraint, I shake my head, fighting the smirk, and perform the rest of my military press sets before he takes the stage for set two. Now, I've moved to the platform, and I'm doing upright rows. I've got a profile view of the poor guy. Here he goes... this time a little more sensible weight, he's using 135. Under the bar, he grunts, groans, and snorts ... Now I'm starting to think this guy sounds like some bizzare wild animal. Lots of noise here. He lifts the bar, steps back. Full squats. Spotters are in place, but there's no need. At the top of each rep, we get the plethora of wild animal noises. Near rep 12, he's pausing at the top, taking several snorting grunts before attempting the next rep.

As I moved about the gym completing my workout, this guy is on and on with the grunting, etc...

Hey, at least he's doing squats. That's more than most. But is all the noise and display of horsepower (or lack thereof) really necessary?

Post your funny gym story...

hey that was me you fucker. and i weigh 145 not 140.

[manfreakca]

Some guy in my gym,hes got some size about 6 foot.but every fuckin time he does a set of something its herrrr hhhaaaaaaaaa herrrrrrrrrrrrr ha ha ha ha puffin puff puff away noises then grunting and some more grunts away like hes smokin a blunt then lifts its so fuckin annoying...i need my headsets back

[graybass]

Guy at my Gym is too funny. Got some size but needs to lose 30lbs to look good.
Anyway, every single rep he does, no matter what exersise, He hisses like a mad radiator. I mean try to make a hissing sound as loud as you can possibly make it. This guy's twice as loud!
My gym is huge and you always know when he's there.
I really want ask him why he has to make that ungodly sound, You know wannabe's, he thinks he's some kind of tough guy. I'd have to take him out, and I work there so I can't do that!

Every single rep!!!!Ouch my ears.

[killagorilla187]

get a mp3 player.

play your fav. music loud.

you wont have to worry about any noise.

I make some noise, i dont give a fuck.

[Dr. Nick]

I put on the iPod and ignore the noise. The worst part is watching the little newbies walk around the gym in a full LAT SPREAD pose...lol...Dr. Nick

[kenneth]

well since everyone wants to throw in stupid shit in this thread as it was obviously brought to us for those intentions, i guess i'll throw something in.

The other day I'm finishing up my chest/tri workout when this rediculously huge guy comes in. i guess it was the time of day, i was the only one NOT doing cardio. This guy comes flying in looking like some insane powerlifter..well what do you think he starts doing? he starts jumping from tricep machine to tricep machine without stopping between anything, doing piss poor reps. the guy jumped thru 5 different tricep machines, flew thru all of it, rep by rep like he shouldn't have even showed up that day. then flies out the door. all of this took place in a matter of 3-4 minutes. what in the hell? i mean i know a tricep pump looks nice and all but what the fuck was that all about?

[Grizzly]

Was he as riddiculously huge as my cock? LOL

To be honest, before I go out for the evening I do push ups and situps. I also drop some niacin and drink some wine or, preferably, Jim Beam in order to increase vascularity. Hmmmm, that gives me a new post idea...

[kenneth]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

Was he as riddiculously huge as my cock? LOL

To be honest, before I go out for the evening I do push ups and situps. I also drop some niacin and drink some wine or, preferably, Jim Beam in order to increase vascularity. Hmmmm, that gives me a new post idea...

haha,
well i guess the combination of me not doing that kind of thing and him flying in there at the buttcrack of dawn to do something like that just made it not click in my head, i mean even if you are someone who does that sort of thing, it seemed like a strange time of day.