got married over the weekend..

[big louie]

just kidding..

[big louie]

how did i know this was coming?

[madman]

Congrats; hope it lasts unlike 70% of American marriages.

[Grizzly]

I've thought about actually doing that, BL. I think I like elopement better than the traditional marriage...particularly the part where I dont' have to drop 3-4k and a goddamned ring.

[thick]

u still have to have a kick ass reception though


BL, props to you and the freaky one. Hope u have many years of lovely packing. TIme to put some money into Depends stock

Originally Posted by Grizzly

I've thought about actually doing that, BL. I think I like elopement better than the traditional marriage...particularly the part where I dont' have to drop 3-4k and a goddamned ring.

[Grizzly]

Duh, thick! I don't know about the rest of the party, but I'll be blackout, falling down, puking and drinking more drunk...and that'll just be during the ceremony. That way, I can always say I had an excuse and I only married her because I was drunk.

[big louie]

weddings are always the best parties aren't they? and yeah griz, you're always thinking bro, .. !! lmao!

[Chip Bronson]

lmao. good thinking grizz... lol... but, tell me, where in the hell are you gonna get a ring for 3-4k?

ps:louie, you didn't get me on this thread. i knew better. and, you're smarter.

Originally Posted by Grizzly

Duh, thick! I don't know about the rest of the party, but I'll be blackout, falling down, puking and drinking more drunk...and that'll just be during the ceremony. That way, I can always say I had an excuse and I only married her because I was drunk.

[big louie]

hell no - i was joking bro.. but i might have to get married one of these days though..

http://yokohama.fotozap.com/?kbxws_222683

..

[thick]

nice pics. Iwas expecting some asian mail order brides that u lusted over

Originally Posted by big louie

hell no - i was joking bro.. but i might have to get married one of these days though..

http://yokohama.fotozap.com/?kbxws_222683

..

[big louie]

Originally Posted by thick

nice pics. Iwas expecting some asian mail order brides that u lusted over

the one on the left could be your bro! lol..

[thick]

well fuck me sideways, i didnt even recognize her. She is getting better with age. Kinda like a fine wine. Be sure to relay the message for me bud

Originally Posted by big louie

the one on the left could be your bro! lol..

[Grizzly]

[quote=Chip Bronson]lmao. good thinking grizz... lol... but, tell me, where in the hell are you gonna get a ring for 3-4k?
QUOTE]

The store, of course. Sheesh! LOL Honestly, I haven't exactly priced them out, though I should, but I bet I could find one in that range. I have a good g/f. She even found a ring at Sam's that she would be more than happy with. It was only 2500 bucks.

Hell, if she wants to get married, she'll take what I've got...and that ain't shit!

[thick]

500 bucks should be the limit now. Than if she proves to be a good wife, and doesnt change over the years(for the worse), she can earn points that can be redeemed for a more valuable rock. Something like 1000 points equals 1 dollar. Here is a possible point scale
1000 points=Postnuptial blowjobs. These are rare and she most likely wont earn many points through this avenue.
500 points= Postnup sex somewhere besides the bed. Also will not be a wallet buster
100 points= post nup sex. It will slowly add up over many years.
50 points= Cooking, cleaning, and going a day without bitching. This part is a crap shoot and you will really find out how bad she wants an upgrade. Take care[quote=Grizzly]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

lmao. good thinking grizz... lol... but, tell me, where in the hell are you gonna get a ring for 3-4k?
QUOTE]

The store, of course. Sheesh! LOL Honestly, I haven't exactly priced them out, though I should, but I bet I could find one in that range. I have a good g/f. She even found a ring at Sam's that she would be more than happy with. It was only 2500 bucks.

Hell, if she wants to get married, she'll take what I've got...and that ain't shit!

[Chip Bronson]

grizz you ARE the biggest diamond a girl could ever want... lol... thick, you are a demented white slavery monger.... lol....