Happy birthday to Kayz, our oldest member

[Grizzly]

He's a whopping 84 today! That's seriously impressive, bro. When I'm 84 I'm just hoping to be alive, let alone running a business and lifting weights...sometimes, you lazy fucker! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're injured. You're really just a pussy.

Actually, I think it is his actual birthday, so let's all say, "Happy birthday!"

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

He's a whopping 84 today! That's seriously impressive, bro. When I'm 84 I'm just hoping to be alive, let alone running a business and lifting weights...sometimes, you lazy fucker! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're injured. You're really just a pussy.

Actually, I think it is his actual birthday, so let's all say, "Happy birthday!"

Today is my birthday, but I'm only 25. And my neurosurgeon says that best case scenario is that I may be able to get back in the gym mid january...assuming these epidurals work and I don't need surgery.

I'm off to Vegas in a few days, so wish me luck.

[rolldice]

happy bday big boy

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by Kayz

Today is my birthday, but I'm only 25.

So you lied when signing up to meso? Politics may, indeed, be in your future. (If you don't know what I'm talking about and you think I'm just on crack, check your name in the birthdays list)

edit- oh yeah, you finally caught up to me. We're now both the same. Enjoy it while it lasts, because I'll be 26 in 3 days. I'll always be just a few steps ahead of you! You'll never catch me. Bwahahahahaa!

[Kayz]

Lmfao.....

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

I'll always be just a few steps ahead of you! You'll never catch me. Bwahahahahaa!

Maybe not, but I'll never be as ugly as you either!!!

And you are only 26?? Shit, from the pics you posted, I thought you were about 32!!!

[Grizzly]

That's why your mom likes me so much. LMAO!

Yes, only 26 and, yes, I get the 30 something thing alot, too. Get some new material.

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

That's why your mom likes me so much. LMAO!

Yes, only 26 and, yes, I get the 30 something thing alot, too. Get some new material.

Hey, don't feel bad I get the exact opposite.

About 2 years ago I was doing some grocery shopping and I went to check out. I wrote a check to pay for everything, and the lady asked to see my drivers license (at least I have one of these ). She looked at it and then looked at me and asked me "are you really 23???"

I said "yeah, why do you ask??". And she said, "I wouldn't put you a day past 17".

I was like "WHAT!!!, you gotta be joking right? She said "Hey, don't take it as an insult because when you are 50 and you look like you are 30 you will be thankful".

She said I had a "baby face". LOL

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

That's why your mom likes me so much. LMAO!

Yes, only 26 and, yes, I get the 30 something thing alot, too. Get some new material.

Oh yeah, your mom comment was real fucking original!!! Get some new material dude!!!

[Grizzly]

Well, it was original considering your mom is an older lady and you were accusing me of being an old dude. Don't you see the congruence there?

And, check thsi shit out, not only am I going to be a HUGE 26 in three days (LOL), but, as of tomorrow, I won't be riding my bicycle except when I so choose. I know you're slow, so let me translate: I get my license back tomorrow. Hoorah!

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

Well, it was original considering your mom is an older lady and you were accusing me of being an old dude. Don't you see the congruence there?

And, check thsi shit out, not only am I going to be a HUGE 26 in three days (LOL), but, as of tomorrow, I won't be riding my bicycle except when I so choose. I know you're slow, so let me translate: I get my license back tomorrow. Hoorah!

Did you ever get your car back from your old lady??

[Grizzly]

Nope. I will do so on the morrow.

Wanna hear something really, really, really fucked up? My sister is dating/living with this piece of shit. Long story short, they may be breaking up. One of her biggest concerns is where she's going to live. My ex's sister lives in the neighborhood right by where my sister lives/works. My ex plans on moving in with her sister. If my sister and her fuckhead break up, then I'm going to see if I can have her move in, too.

Is it just me or is that wrong somehow? I think it's weird to have your sister live with yor ex.

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

Nope. I will do so on the morrow.

Wanna hear something really, really, really fucked up? My sister is dating/living with this piece of shit. Long story short, they may be breaking up. One of her biggest concerns is where she's going to live. My ex's sister lives in the neighborhood right by where my sister lives/works. My ex plans on moving in with her sister. If my sister and her fuckhead break up, then I'm going to see if I can have her move in, too.

Is it just me or is that wrong somehow? I think it's weird to have your sister live with yor ex.

Ohhhhhhh, I see what you are doing. You WANT your sister to move in with your ex. That way you can just "stop by to see little sis'", but you really are trying to quench your thirst you still have for your ex. By "staying close" you still have a chance of working things out with her.

[Grizzly]

I don't think there's any psychology involved. Her sister is pretty hot, though.

[Kayz]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

I don't think there's any psychology involved. Her sister is pretty hot, though.

Well then my friend, you know what you have to do: FUCK HER SISTER!!!