Homemade flu vaccine

[Quasimoto]

Bros - This year, due to the short supply of the flu vaccine, i thought i'd help out my HMO and make my own. Two weeks ago one of my neighbors came down with the flu. Recognizing an opportunity, and wanting to prove to my best friend Steve that my chemistry knowledge extended far further than making my own Tren, I took an egg out of the refrigerator and had him cough on it a few times. I let the egg sit out on the counter top, at room temperature for a week and half to let the germs "do their magic." Saturday i cracked it open and injected its contents directly into my blood stream.

Aside from a mild paralysis on the left side of my body, a 104 fever, and visions of Louis Pasture in a kimono lecturing to me about the dangers of sushi... i feel great.

2004 - no flu for me!!!!!

[jbiggs]

Originally Posted by Quasimoto

Bros - This year, due to the short supply of the flu vaccine, i thought i'd help out my HMO and make my own. Two weeks ago one of my neighbors came down with the flu. Recognizing an opportunity, and wanting to prove to my best friend Steve that my chemistry knowledge extended far further than making my own Tren, I took an egg out of the refrigerator and had him cough on it a few times. I let the egg sit out on the counter top, at room temperature for a week and half to let the germs "do their magic." Saturday i cracked it open and injected its contents directly into my blood stream.

Aside from a mild paralysis on the left side of my body, a 104 fever, and visions of Louis Pasture in a kimono lecturing to me about the dangers of sushi... i feel great.

2004 - no flu for me!!!!!

LOL. Quasi was this for the flu-shot or penicillin?

[thick]

sounds good. Get me an HIV remedy now and I am g2g

[jbiggs]

Originally Posted by Quasimoto

I cracked it open and injected its contents directly into my blood stream.

Aside from a mild paralysis on the left side of my body, a 104 fever, and visions of Louis Pasture in a kimono lecturing to me about the dangers of sushi... i feel great.

Just goes to show...always aspirate!

[esco]

is this a yolk or something?!

[Grizzly]

I'm trying to learn to homebrew my own flu remedy. Jim Beam is just too expensive these days.

[Quasimoto]

Just trying to help you all out during the winter months, i am working on HIV cure now. I believe a nobel prize is in my future.

[NEU]

I just started getting a sore throat and stuffy nose about 2 hours ago. It sux, getting worse by the minute.
And I'm stuck in the library all night studying for midterms and writing case analysis'
Things suck right now!!!

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by Quasimoto

Bros - This year, due to the short supply of the flu vaccine, i thought i'd help out my HMO and make my own. Two weeks ago one of my neighbors came down with the flu. Recognizing an opportunity, and wanting to prove to my best friend Steve that my chemistry knowledge extended far further than making my own Tren, I took an egg out of the refrigerator and had him cough on it a few times. I let the egg sit out on the counter top, at room temperature for a week and half to let the germs "do their magic." Saturday i cracked it open and injected its contents directly into my blood stream.

Aside from a mild paralysis on the left side of my body, a 104 fever, and visions of Louis Pasture in a kimono lecturing to me about the dangers of sushi... i feel great.

2004 - no flu for me!!!!!

bro LMFAO, I got the grade A jumbo large egg out right now, I had neighbor caugh on it 4 times, I will wait for a week in a half, what size pin should I use to inject and how much should I inject? I am going to try it because you said it worked. I hope this is not a yolk your trying to pull on me. should I call the city and let them know I have the flu vacine

[oldawg]

Originally Posted by Frosty

I have a novel idea. Now, please bear with me...this might sound strange but i think it just might be crazy enough to work.

How about people eat healthy and exercise? CRAZY! I know! There's your godamn flu "vaccine". Now where's my nobel peace prize? Oh wait, they only give those to people that do shit for lazy people that don't want to take responsibility for themselves.

Good post until you demeaned the Nobel prizes. Name the winners for this year (or any year) and explain how they "do shit for lazy people." By the way, why would diet and exercise qualify for the "peace" prize? Medicine or physiology would seem to be more appropriate.

[PUMPED101]

when you going to start selling it in the classifieds.....

i will take 30 vials...i will email you from my yahoo account...ok

[Quasimoto]

You think there is a market slinging this ? maybe -H-'s guy can make me up some cool labels for the Egg ? i'd need a catchy name.