A HOTTIE starts wortk with me today

[deadguy]

I was appointed to interview a couple of part-time candidates last week. Well, wouldn't you know it...both of them were 18 and drop-dead gorgeous (no pun intended). I made sure that they were "qualified" for the job, and decided who should work here. I chose the 5'10" long blonde haired blue eyed dancer who has an extreme interest in the funeral business and intends on attending mortuary school in 2 years. The other, a 5'4" beauty who also dances and has a desire to become a forensic pathologist, wasn't quite as "equipped" for the position. She lacked the spunk I need around me. She didn't flirt as much either. Needless to say, I got the OK from the bossman and she starts today. I just don't think I can fit a girl that tall under my desk.

[Bob Smith]

lol! "Let me see you, I mean, hear your qualifications."

You should get some pics of her to post here.

[deadguy]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

lol! "Let me see you, I mean, hear your qualifications."

You should get some pics of her to post here.

Oh you can believe I will work on that. I may have to get her to pose for one and tell her it's so we can keep it on file LOL. Damn i'm a horny bastard.

[adjutant]

Dont mean to sound like your mom, but be careful. I worked with a hot girl back when I was in Pharmaceutical sales. Hell there were a million of them. But this one and I always flirted and finally we ended up sleeping together. It was fun for about three months, but then it turned into that wierd vibe where we couldnt party and joke and hang out like we used to.

Not to sound cheesy, but it ruined a pretty good friendship

[deadguy]

Originally Posted by adjutant

Dont mean to sound like your mom, but be careful. I worked with a hot girl back when I was in Pharmaceutical sales. Hell there were a million of them. But this one and I always flirted and finally we ended up sleeping together. It was fun for about three months, but then it turned into that wierd vibe where we couldnt party and joke and hang out like we used to.

Not to sound cheesy, but it ruined a pretty good friendship

Not to worry, Mom. LOL I'm happily married and this girl is here to work. Flirting is one thing, but I won't stoop to the cheating level with her. I stare at my bossman's daughter's tits everyday, but I would never fuck her or even try.

[adjutant]

Nice! Nothin wrong with lookin' or flirtin'

[big louie]

why stuff her under your desk when you have a fine collection of pine boxes to "lay" her in?

damn DG I find myself constantly schooling you, when are you going to graduate to manhood you big overgrown clown shoe wearing beefcake!

[thick]

sounds like a good reason to get up for work every morning. Dont let your wife notice a sudden change in your work attire. That is a dead(lol) giveaway. You know, the wifebeaters and bikershorts that u want to wear to her your body. Walk on eggs big guy

[Chip Bronson]

lmao @ louie!!!

but, honestly, the positive impact that an 'equipped' gal at the office will have on morale, productivity and attitude cannot be overstated. so deadguy, are we talking dancer with c or d cups here?

[big louie]

Originally Posted by thick

sounds like a good reason to get up for work every morning. Dont let your wife notice a sudden change in your work attire. That is a dead(lol) giveaway. You know, the wifebeaters and bikershorts that u want to wear to her your body. Walk on eggs big guy

not just bikershorts but sock stuffed bikershorts - freakyfreddy discoved that a while back..

[thick]

lol right on. Hope his wife is a lil slow and doesnt pick up on the sudden changes corresponding to the hiring of a hottie

Originally Posted by big louie

not just bikershorts but sock stuffed bikershorts - freakyfreddy discoved that a while back..

[deadguy]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

lmao @ louie!!!

but, honestly, the positive impact that an 'equipped' gal at the office will have on morale, productivity and attitude cannot be overstated. so deadguy, are we talking dancer with c or d cups here?

we're talking nice solid B's tiny C's...ass to die for. I could wrap my hands around her waist. Eyes that will melt you.

As far as my dress..i wear a suit everyday, so i can;t really dress up anymore than usual LOL When wife sees her though she will ask alot of questions.

[Turbo1]

Well shit bro you definitly need to get some pics of her up!!!

Sounds like a very attracive girl!!

[Bob Smith]

Originally Posted by deadguy

we're talking nice solid B's tiny C's...ass to die for. I could wrap my hands around her waist. Eyes that will melt you.

As far as my dress..i wear a suit everyday, so i can;t really dress up anymore than usual LOL When wife sees her though she will ask alot of questions.

No office Christmas party for your wife this year!

[finafreak]

Originally Posted by big louie

why stuff her under your desk when you have a fine collection of pine boxes to "lay" her in?

damn DG I find myself constantly schooling you, when are you going to graduate to manhood you big overgrown clown shoe wearing beefcake!

Rotflmao,.Thats a classic

fina