How much do you think guys lie about sex?

[TheSpectre]

I can't stand it sitting around drinking a few beers and my friend tells me how he got this hot piece of ass yesterday. Then they say they fuck the hottest girls in town yet they are slobs. Then they call every bitch in the phone book to get some bootie -- I'm talking like 20+ numbers with no luck. Almost every night.

I say %90 are lies.

Hell I should ask some of the chicks if they fucked them or not, see what they say.......NO then I might get slapped.

[RobbieH02879]

DUDE!!! I gotta tell ya about this chick I bagged last night bro!! She looked just like Ashley Olsen except hotter!! No Joke! She was bangin' bro,nice curvy hips,big ole' titties,way over a c cup! And that ass,whew!! enough to make a grown man cry!Absolutely the hottest chick I've been with,well maybe not as hot as the chick from the other night,now she was a winner!! whoo whoo!!

lol,I had a lot of practice. lol j/k

[pgjy]

Originally Posted by Frosty

So my number is "undefined"???

not undefined...just negative...

[Massive690]

Originally Posted by Exosist

that is correct sir.

you can even use fractions to calculate the exact figures or even.....

so if one claims he slept with 1 women divide by 3

thats about .333 chicks = he only touched her leg

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[thick]

lol i like the rule of 3 but that is an average. Some guys are actually pretty honest while others need the rule of 20 or what have u

[Ronin_]

I never lie about sex, the other night i was in this club right with a fuck buddy and we went into a room with some windows and she sucked me off, then right get this dudes she was sick all over my dick. I asked her later and she said "it's your fault for having a half italion stallion that's SOOOOO big" fucking punk ass bitch I should have kicked her ass to the curb

[Kayz]

I don't know about ya'll, but I fucked 63 girls last week alone!!

[thick]

lmfao you are on a role today ronin

Originally Posted by Ronin_

I never lie about sex, the other night i was in this club right with a fuck buddy and we went into a room with some windows and she sucked me off, then right get this dudes she was sick all over my dick. I asked her later and she said "it's your fault for having a half italion stallion that's SOOOOO big" fucking punk ass bitch I should have kicked her ass to the curb

[Grizzly]

Thank you, Ronin! I was going to post the URL to that thread in this thread. Someone had to do it.

[Grizzly]

BTW- did you like my Italian --> Truth translation?

[Ronin_]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

BTW- did you like my Italian --> Truth translation?

lol i did bro, never trust an Italian!

[captainjack]

Originally Posted by Ronin_

lol i did bro, never trust an Italian!

Talk to Juice Authority, seeing as he is a good personal friend and ask him if I am a bullshitter you fucks. Why would I lie about some girl puking on my dick? Get off a computer and go get some of your own. Too bad half of you have to go back to the same old pussy every night that you been up in 100's of times before. By the way I'm half Italian too.

[captainjack]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Is Juice Authority that dude that uses TONS of AS but hardly even looks like he works out?

No, I don't know who you are thinking of.

[Silverback]

I lie to every girl I bang!!


"I have only been with like 5 girls baby, I promise" says Silverback while trying not to laugh and thinking with only a small amount of blood left in his brain--

This is an exert from my upcoming novel "A healthy relationship for todays man"

[a_free_man]

Originally Posted by Frosty

So my number is "undefined"???

crackin up over that one...


-FreeMan