Howdy

[Ian Smith]

Hi everyone, my name is Ian smith... (blushing)... I use to be a regular on here, but my modeling carreer started to take up too much of my time... (bullshit)..
Anyhoo, Im looking for single midgets with flowing blonde hair and twelve toes... I prefer Midgets between the ages of 12 to 12 and a half.... Email me if you meet my requirments....

[Bob Smith]

I believe Phreezer has midgets on sale this month. Mexican midgets are half off regular price.

How ya been, bro? Havent seen you around in ages!

[Ian Smith]

Hey bob, ya its been awhile.... Im doing good.... How are you, what about jewel, i hope you have managed to hang on to her; she seemed like a hell of a catch........ I wish someone else would start sourcing midgets,,, The ones ive order from Phreezer all seem so "used up" when I receive them.. LOL... Gonna hit the sack.. Have a good night...

[thick]

Ian, glad u have finally made it over. hope all is well. watch out for phreezer, he has been pawning off amazons as midgets. Quite the uproar around here

[dolfe1]

Originally Posted by Ian Smith

Hi everyone, my name is Ian smith... (blushing)... I use to be a regular on here, but my modeling carreer started to take up too much of my time... (bullshit)..
Anyhoo, Im looking for single midgets with flowing blonde hair and twelve toes... I prefer Midgets between the ages of 12 to 12 and a half.... Email me if you meet my requirments....

I never knew you but the oldest thread I can remember was the Ian Smith killed my turtle thread, not sure why that one stuck in my recollection. Looks like you know the "cool" people lol, always good to have another good bro posting.

[HHH]

Hey brother! It's been awhile,,Lol. Hope things are
going good. Yea I'm with Bob on this,,Phreez, would
be the man for Midget's! Bob and myself have been using
him real Reg. the last month or so. Phreez, lets us
break them in for the resale.

Take care bro,,and glad to see ya again!

HHH

[STNCLD]

Originally Posted by dolfe1

I never knew you but the oldest thread I can remember was the Ian Smith killed my turtle thread, not sure why that one stuck in my recollection. Looks like you know the "cool" people lol, always good to have another good bro posting.

Man that was a funny ass thread.....Welcome back Ian
Anyone know if Phreezer has any Leprachaun's or Red headed midgit's for St. Patty's Day? I am need of a couple for the party tonight.

Stncld

[Slick Arrado]

Originally Posted by dolfe1

I never knew you but the oldest thread I can remember was the Ian Smith killed my turtle thread, not sure why that one stuck in my recollection. Looks like you know the "cool" people lol, always good to have another good bro posting.

Haha!! I remember that thread.

[Phreezer]

Hey Ian....Have you always had that mustache? hahah.. you know, I think I still have that word doc somewhere.. I may have to repost it.....

Seriously, it's Good to see your still around and back posting!.. I did get your email yesterday and I kicked you one back..You need to call me and give me the skinny on what's been going on...

[chris gordon]

damn Ian , i thought you fell off the face of the planet

[Ian Smith]

Actually chris, I did... Sort of.... I was wisked away and sent to another land by a tornado.. Now that I think about it, you were there, and so was phreezer, and Bob...... And even HHH.... I wore red slippers, and a glimmering dress,, Chris, you were a lion, phreezer was a scarecrow, Bob was a tin man, and triple H was Frodo.... It was a long trip, but we all got what we wanted out of it,,You got courage (and the clap), Bob got a heart, Phreezer got a shitload of midgets, and HHH finally got to throw the damned ring into the lava.... But Im awake now... Thank God

[HHH]

Originally Posted by Ian Smith

Actually chris, I did... Sort of.... I was wisked away and sent to another land by a tornado.. Now that I think about it, you were there, and so was phreezer, and Bob...... And even HHH.... I wore red slippers, and a glimmering dress,, Chris, you were a lion, phreezer was a scarecrow, Bob was a tin man, and triple H was Frodo.... It was a long trip, but we all got what we wanted out of it,,You got courage (and the clap), Bob got a heart, Phreezer got a shitload of midgets, and HHH finally got to throw the damned ring into the lava.... But Im awake now... Thank God

Lol,,good sheet Ian! Man,,it's good to have you around again.


HHH