i'm one lazy bastard

[MANWHORE]

i rolled out of bed at 7am just to get my son ready for my wife to bring to daycare .... ok i wanted to bring him in the bed with me because he was so tired and i didn't want to send him so early but my wife said to stop being lazy,so i got him dressed sent them both out the door and went back to bed until 10am Ha Ha that will show her. ... i just ate a ton of pancakes with hydrogenated oils because the food companies suck big fat hairy ass but that's another story and i also ate 6 scrambled eggs so now i'm about to puke. i am now going to shit and get ready for work but i really don't want to. the only time i really do anything is at work and i'm all alone. the good thing is i don't have to drive 2hrs round trip for work today because i am only 5min from the job. I do have to make a run ... like i always do for this contractor ... to home depot which will take me forever(it's only 15min from me)because i want to make love to all the wonderful tools everytime i go in there and i can never stop looking at them. ... Doesn't everyone love new things? I mean you don't even have to be a carpenter or know how to use the tool,when you see it you just want it. i'll buy tools i have no idea how to use just to look at them when i get home. oo0000h aaaaaahh honey look at what i bought,isn't it beautiful? .... UMMM honey do you even know what that is used for or how to use it? ... Nooooo but it looks sooooo nice ...... OK time for work. .... i wonder if i got that from a comedian because i may use that for my opening act

[niko]

i've got you beat, i just rolled out of bed at 12:01.

[lavee383]

lazy fucker...lol

and yes...but Home Despot isn't my fav...it's Sears in the Craftsman section...

mmmmmm...tools...(best Homer impersonation)

[Bob Smith]

Home Depot blows. It takes about 45 minutes just to find an employee to ask where something is. And once you do find said employee, they dont even have a clue where the item is. Their employees, in my experience, are completely worthless. I never shop there for that specific reason. Ill head to Lowes anyday.

[CyniQ]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Home Depot blows. It takes about 45 minutes just to find an employee to ask where something is. And once you do find said employee, they dont even have a clue where the item is. Their employees, in my experience, are completely worthless. I never shop there for that specific reason. Ill head to Lowes anyday.

That's funny. My perception is the exact polar opposite. It's interesting how people look at things differently. I would have said the exact same thing, almost verbatim, just switch Lowe's and HD.

[Bob Smith]

Where its been the HDs where I live now, or in another state I used to live, all the employees were morons. In all reality, I get the best and most knowledgeable service at True Value. Too bad their prices are 3x higher than the big box stores.

[Grizzly]

Yeah? Well I was up at 5:15 am to run, chin, dip and sit-up. Who the baddest? Sho'nuff!

[niko]

i'm the master, bruce leroy! i love that flick

[MANWHORE]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Home Depot blows. It takes about 45 minutes just to find an employee to ask where something is. And once you do find said employee, they dont even have a clue where the item is. Their employees, in my experience, are completely worthless. I never shop there for that specific reason. Ill head to Lowes anyday.

well i guess it's bad for the homeowner but not for us contractors who know where everything is
then again,that really depends where you go because the Home Depot out by my father has alot of very helpful people but the one here in Jersey City has a bunch of lazy ass ni .. o forget it

[CyniQ]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Where its been the HDs where I live now, or in another state I used to live, all the employees were morons. In all reality, I get the best and most knowledgeable service at True Value. Too bad their prices are 3x higher than the big box stores.

That's definitely true. Alot of the TV's are family owned franchises. The service is definitely superior. I love the Home Depot commercials where they act like there is a Carpenter or Journeyman Electrician on every aisle ready to tell you exactly what you need. Instead you get some snot-nosed little brat that doesn't know his ballshank from his cramulator valve. That being said. I had to replace a shower valve assembly a couple of weeks ago and got some great soldering advice from a snotnosed punk.

[MANWHORE]

Stifler from American Pie used to work in Home Depot. I think that's where they found him when they needed someone to play that part. Now just imagine someone like Stifler(Seann Scott)helping you in Home Depot http://www.ebaumsworld.com/stifler.html

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Where its been the HDs where I live now, or in another state I used to live, all the employees were morons. In all reality, I get the best and most knowledgeable service at True Value. Too bad their prices are 3x higher than the big box stores.

How's that saying about getting what you pay for go...? Oh yeah, it goes: you get what you pay for.

[thick]

lol true to an extent. True value normally does have a smart guy or two to help but prices are high. Home Depot was pretty good in KY. I preferred menards over Lowes in the QC's i think

Originally Posted by Grizzly

How's that saying about getting what you pay for go...? Oh yeah, it goes: you get what you pay for.