The other night I went to the liquor store to get some beer and porn. As I was leaving my house, I thought, "should I grab another 20? Nah, I shouldn't even need all of this 20."
So, I get there and I grab a 12 pack of Amstel Light. I go to get some porn and it's all 7.99! Eight bucks for stroke mags? I could get 2 crackwhores for half the price! LOL Anyhow, I couldn't very well get less than 12 beers. That would be insanity.
So, I passed on the porn. Why is it like being married, you ask? Because I had to jerk off to the same damn girls as usual! Just like being married.
To top it off, I only drank 4 beers before I fell asleep. WTF!
And that's my funny story for the day.
I may as well get married 
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