jokes

[prodigy06]

hear any good jokes lately? im looking for some good ones to steal

[jasthace]

I went to a seafood buffet the other night-
pulled a muscle.

Went shopping or some camouflaged pants
I couldn't find any

[perseverance]

lol those are pretty funny.

[Bigkarch]

2 guys ran into a bar...... think the second one would have seen it..

two peanuts walked into a bar........one was assualted... get it... salted

a fish walked into a bar....bar tender said what can I get you.......fish said .........WATER!!!!

[lavee383]

sigh

[F_T_W]

What do you call a pro football player who doesn’t take steroids?




An Arena Football player.

[F_T_W]

Old joke...

What do steroids and hurricanes have in common?

They both make Jamaicans run like motherfuckers.

[F_T_W]

"How many folks saw the congressional hearings on steroids? I like this. One congressman said baseball can't be trusted. And I thought well, no, not like we trust Congress." --David Letterman

"Senator John McCain thinks that Congress may have to step in to control the use of steroids in sports. The Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig agrees. Is this congress’ number one priority now? Baseball players!? Did we win the war? How about global warming. Have we fixed that already?" --Jay Leno

"President Bush believes Rafael Palmeiro. He said he considers Palmeiro a friend and tests or no tests, he believes him. Maybe Rafael Palmeiro is the one who told him there were weapons of mass destruction." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Congress today conducted an under cover investigation of steroids in baseball. Their conclusion -- the Chicago Cubs are just months away from getting nuclear weapons." --Craig Ferguson

"Congress has asked several current and former baseball players to testify before them this week about the steroid scandal but only two players have said they'll show up. Apparently the others players don't have the balls." --Craig Ferguson