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Old 02-22-2004, 05:41 PM
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anybody have any good ones. I'll start off
Q;What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

A;Full
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Old 02-22-2004, 05:58 PM
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What is 20 feet long and smells like urine?














A line dance at a nursing home
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:13 PM
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rotflmfao phreezer. that's just bad bro. and that's exactly what makes it so good. you can bet i'll be sharing this joke with my friends at dinner this evening.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:20 PM
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little johnny is in class and the teacher asks the class what the best thing that ever happened to them was. little johnny raises his hand and says,

'well, my brother was in desert storm and got shot in the ass! that was cool.'

the teacher says, 'little johnny, don't say ass, say rectum.'

little johnny says, 'recked 'im shit. it killed him and i got his room.'
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:22 PM
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A blonde walks up to an airport ticket counter and asks to buy a round-trip ticket. The ticket agent asked, "where to?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said , " duuuuh, back here."
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Old 02-22-2004, 10:47 PM
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whats your most sensitive body part when your jacking off?


your ears!
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:15 AM
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What did the agnostic, dislexic, insomniac do?












stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:25 AM
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Former Presidents Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, and Jack Kennedy were on a boat sailing around Cape Cod, when all of a sudden the boat springs a leak and water starts pouring in. Jimmy Carter cries, "Women and children first, women and children first!"

Nixon scowls and says, "Fuck the women and children."

Jack Kennedy says, "Is there time?"
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:28 AM
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that's classic.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:32 AM
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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist go into a bar.....






And thats just the first guy........
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:36 AM
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lol

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
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The wheelchair.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:45 AM
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What does 85yr. old pussy smell like?








Depends.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:50 AM
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eeewwwwwwwww
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:54 AM
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Why is it called PMS?








Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:30 AM
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hope jewel doesnt read this thread j/k. there r some good ones posted
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Why is it called PMS?








Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
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