Kicked out of the bar

[Grizzly]

I went out with a guy from work on Friday. We hung out at his house and then went to the bar across the street for a little while.

I should have known when I walked in that there would be an incident. I walked in and I saw hillbillies everywhere. I thought, hell yeah! this is my kind of establishment.

Anyhow, an hour or so goes by and I go to take a piss. I lightly brush against this little fellow. I say, "oh, excuse me" and continue to go. All of a sudden, he busts out with "just cuz you're bigger than me you think you can bump into me?"

When I called this person a "little fellow" I wasn't being silly. He was, literally, MAYBE 5'6" and 150lbs. I said, "hey man, I said 'excuse me'" He continued to be a toughguy, dago(complete with chain) dick, so I told him that we could go to the bathroom or outside if he'd like. He said something else smart, so I palmed his face, pushed him down and said, "Get the fuck away from me!" and walked to the bathroom.

A bounce followed, told me I had to go and I was like, "ok, check you dudes later". I was standing by the door talking to one of the other bouncers whilst trying to locate my friend and the little guinea fuck runs up to me, says, "I called the cops, hahah!" and runs away. LMFAO! What a little bitch!

I can't decide if I was wrong or not though. Technically, he did start it by trying to be the toughguy. However, I probably should have just laughed and walked away. Nah! Had I known that I was going to get kicked out, I'd have laid him out and taught him a lesson.

[esco]

5'6" 150lbs annoying pos ... sounds like you almost beat mjm's ass!

[STNCLD]

Grizz,
I didn't run away I was waiting for you to come outside and finish what you started. HAHAHA
Yeah I probably would have not had that much control after telling him excuse me and he kept on with his mouth. Probably would have just hit him in the jaw once and then went to the bathroom.

[occam]

Little man syndrome causes most of the crap I have to deal with at work.
I think palming him is almost as good as the open hand bitch slap Grizz......no need to get in trouble over some dick head. If that happened in my place I'd have asked you to come outside with me, then let you back in the side door after I got things in hand with the poe poe.

[Kayz]

Grizz...why do you always have to be a redneck?? Why can't you just go out and have fun for once??

LOL bro...I feel ya' bro. I don't go out much anymore for that reason. I always found trouble (probably because I was looking for it. LOL)

[LCSULLA]

Everybody thinks their a badass nowadays. I see 17yr olds that weigh about 145lbs soaking wet driving their suped up jap cars start shit, "I am like come'on ya got to be kidding me". Kids.

[jbiggs]

How large was the "imaginary lat syndrome?"

[madman]

I wouldn't have asked you to leave the bar I work at until you kicked that dudes ass. Hell I would have thrown him out for being a stupid ass little punk with beer muscles.

Those are the only guys that will swing or push you as far as they can btw. They always want to talk sh*t when you're kicking them out. Like this one dude kept telling me "I better watch my back" and "Do you know who I am?" I just told him "look fuck face I don't care who you are, but you're lucky I fall under the same laws you do." The little MJM punk asses that drink a few and think they're tough guys all of a sudden man I want to punch something.

[madman]

Originally Posted by jbiggs

How large was the "imaginary lat syndrome?"

My god I love that one too; that is the best to laugh at.

[crewboss]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

"just cuz you're bigger than me you think you can bump into me?"

From the way it sounds the punk is lucky he didn't go home w/ his jaw wrapped around his neck. all in all i say you did well to contain yourself grizz.

[esco]

grizz, you shoulda just unzipped and pissed on him right then & there! bua-hahaha

[skiman]

dude, you originally took the high road, which is good, but some f**kers need their asses kicked. unfornately, you can get your ass in a ringer by laying a hand on him. for example, i read in the local paper once, this dude got into a confrontation with another guy outside of a night club in my town, and decked the guy. the guy he decked hit his head on the curb and died. now the guy who decked him is in jail for manslaughter or something like that. just be careful bro. it aint worth it. be the bigger man and walk away. bottom line, you know you could kick his ass anytime. dont worry about assholes like that.

take care

[cinnabar8521]

LMAO, 150 pounds...thats like shaking a baby! You be be ashamed of yourself, now go and apologize to his parents!

[esco]

Originally Posted by cinnabar8521

LMAO, 150 pounds...thats like shaking a baby! You be be ashamed of yourself, now go and apologize to his parents!

lmao!

[jbiggs]

Originally Posted by cinnabar8521

LMAO, 150 pounds...thats like shaking a baby! You be be ashamed of yourself, now go and apologize to his parents!

Hey..."Shaken baby Syndrome" is no laughing matter. He could have permanent brain damage. LOL