letter from santa

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trying to keep up christmas spirit lol

"Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. >>He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. >> >>Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. >>I have a good mind to scrap the whole works ! >> >> >>I've busted my ass for damn near a year. >>Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? >>The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. >>The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight >> >>Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. >>Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. >>And just when I thought that things would get better >>Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, >>They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny >>Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? >> >>And the kids these days--they all are the pits >>They want the impossible--Those mean little shits >>I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds >>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads >>I made a ton of you yo yo's--No request for them! , >>They want computers and robots..they think--I'm IBM ! >> >>Flying through the air...dodging the trees >>Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees >>I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment >>I"ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. >> >>There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason, >> >>I found me a redhead. >>I'm going SOUTH for the season! >> >> >> >> >