Lion vs Bear.... - MESO-Rx

Sphinx · #1 (**permalink**) 10-10-2005, 11:31 PM

Pretty neat,,,not sure why this happened but still!

http://media.putfile.com/Lionessvsbear

Sphinx

rolldice · #2 (**permalink**) 10-10-2005, 11:41 PM

man that is fucked up whoever did that needs to be put in there with them

Sphinx · #3 (**permalink**) 10-10-2005, 11:45 PM

Yeah i just finished watching it...thats fucked up! Im just glad neither died in the process. Let this be a lesson to all of us, let big ass animals lay!
S

**THL** · #4 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 12:25 AM

I'd like to see a big grizzly or brown bear against a big male lion. That would be cool.

Anyone ever see the vid with a tiger and a croc going at it?

Sphinx · #5 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 12:50 AM

Naw...I saw the Boa vs the Croc avail' though...ya'll seen it?
S

hendrixsolo · #6 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 01:18 AM

put a brown bear in there and that would be better. as it is, who won?

(by the way, it wasn't immoral for them to fight eachother because the lion and the bear have a different set of beliefs. the lion believes that if he dies in the name of his god that he will get 100 virgin lions in the afterlife, and the bear has to kill the lion because of the corrupt principal the lion lives by. plus, he can then sell the lion pelt for a lot of money.)

Sphinx · #7 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 01:25 AM

Dude there is no! way the Lion wants 100 virgins! He wants some serious Ho's who know how to lick them Lion balls! He doesnt want to have to spend years teaching all them little lioness's how to properly take it in the butt!
No way!
Sphinx.

joeycrabcakes · #8 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 11:30 AM

animal planet on tv has these fake matchups between animals that normally wouldny fight. It's all computerized, but a lot of researsch goes into it to make it realistic...it's pretty cool.

Massive690 · #9 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 12:36 PM

damn, i'd definately say the lion won but that was a tiny ass black bear. shit black bear eat berries and shit they arent hunters. id like to see a big ass kodiak bear or something go at it then it would probably be a better match.

either way it was kind of fucked up. im glad neither one died just so some damn asian douchebag could make a movie

MANWHORE · #10 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sphinx

Dude there is no! way the Lion wants 100 virgins! He wants some serious Ho's who know how to lick them Lion balls! He doesnt want to have to spend years teaching all them little lioness's how to properly take it in the butt!
No way!
Sphinx.

he is right .. Lions are natural born Pimps. . it's so obvious when they send out the HOs for food and they wear those big ass mains .. Why do you think they are considered the kings of their jungles

MANWHORE · #11 (**permalink**) 10-11-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Massive690

damn, i'd definately say the lion won but that was a tiny ass black bear. shit black bear eat berries and shit they arent hunters. id like to see a big ass kodiak bear or something go at it then it would probably be a better match.

either way it was kind of fucked up. im glad neither one died just so some damn asian douchebag could make a movie

that lion wouldn't fight a kodiak. that lion didn't even want to fight that bear,you can see it would have ran if it had the change or the freedom. I'm not saying that lion or any lion is a pussy(no pun intended:-) ,but they aren't stupid. bears eat fish and berries like you said but lions have to actually hunt their prey. They know if they get hurt they can't hunt and then they die. Shit a bear can still pick a berry with a broken paw

.. I think a male lion would have killed that bear. Females back down because they don't want to get hurt but i don't think a male lion would back down