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Old 10-08-2005, 11:24 PM
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This one is easy....

A Week has 2, a Year has 1, and a Day has 0. What is it??

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Old 10-08-2005, 11:25 PM
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Another, little harder...

This thing devours all
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers
Gnaws iron, bites steel
Grinds hard stones to meal,
Slays kings, ruins towns
And beats high mountains down

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Old 10-08-2005, 11:26 PM
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Ya'll should know this one!

what gets wetter as it dries?

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This one is easy....

A Week has 2, a Year has 1, and a Day has 0. What is it??

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An "e"??? LOL.
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Another, little harder...

This thing devours all
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers
Gnaws iron, bites steel
Grinds hard stones to meal,
Slays kings, ruins towns
And beats high mountains down

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Rain? Time?
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A man lives on the top floor of a 20 story apartment complex. In the morning he takes the elevator to the 1st floor, exits, and goes to work. In the evening he takes the elevator to the 10th floor, and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Except on rainy days when he takes the elevator all the way to the top floor. He MUST do it this way. Why???
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Cause he's autistic?
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Cause he's autistic?
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Because he's a midget (dwarf) and can't reach the button for the 20th floor unless he has his umbrella.
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A man and his son get into a car accident and are taken to different hospitals, the father to St. Lukes and the son to General. When the son gets to the ER the doctor comes in and takes a look at him and says, "I can't work on this man...he's my son." How is this possible?

(easy BTW)
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Because he's a midget (dwarf) and can't reach the button for the 20th floor unless he has his umbrella.
Bastard! Change your fuckin sig!!
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A man and his son get into a car accident and are taken to different hospitals, the father to St. Lukes and the son to General. When the son gets to the ER the doctor comes in and takes a look at him and says, "I can't work on this man...he's my son." How is this possible?

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He's the grandfather???
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This oner's really hard and no one would probably get it unless they are older or have heard it already.

A man gets ready to go to work and kisses his wife goodbye. He gets into the elevator and starts to go down. About halfway there the electricity cuts out and the elevator stops. At that moment he knows that his wife is dead. How?
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Another easy one.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
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Bastard! Change your fuckin sig!!
THPPPT!! LOL!
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