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Alright, here's my problem...I have had a Woodchuck living under my hottub for awhile...I went out last week to cook some chicken on the grill and walked by the hottub...There, I see 6 little woodchucks and the mom..SHe was not too happy to see me and started chasing me until I ran in the house! LOL! I was shitting my pants becasue I almost dropped the 4lbs. of chicken breasts I was going to thrown on the grill..THese things are eating all the plants, flowers, diggin holes...They are truley a pain in the ass..
I called Humane Society, ANimail COntrol, City...They aren't doing anything...Lately I have been shooting BB gun at them, I live in town so I can't shoot a bigger gun...I really don't wanna kill them but they pissing me off, any suggestions??
Coincidentally, I named my visitor 'Chuck', becuase he's a baby squirrel with a cleft palate, and makes a sound like a woodchuck.
He was on my basement stairs (indoors!), and could barely move. After 4 days, he's made his home under my fridge.
Yesterday he hopped onto my shoe and went for a ride outside with me. I set him up on the fork of my apple tree, and the little guy was able to climb around on it for a bit.
I saw his buddies gathering maple seed (helicopters), so I gave him a couple, and holy cow does he like those things!
I went to leave him a 3rd time, and he jumped 3 feet from the tree to my foot, and rode back to the house with me. THAT was funny.
Sorry your squatters aren't as friendly as mine.
Find where the wind is, and set a fire so the smoke gets to them. That might scare them away. Put a tarp weighed down so they can't get back under?
good luck
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Originally Posted by Iron Jay
Alright, here's my problem...I have had a Woodchuck living under my hottub for awhile...I went out last week to cook some chicken on the grill and walked by the hottub...There, I see 6 little woodchucks and the mom..SHe was not too happy to see me and started chasing me until I ran in the house! LOL! I was shitting my pants becasue I almost dropped the 4lbs. of chicken breasts I was going to thrown on the grill..THese things are eating all the plants, flowers, diggin holes...They are truley a pain in the ass..
I called Humane Society, ANimail COntrol, City...They aren't doing anything...Lately I have been shooting BB gun at them, I live in town so I can't shoot a bigger gun...I really don't wanna kill them but they pissing me off, any suggestions??
Coincidentally, I named my visitor 'Chuck', becuase he's a baby squirrel with a cleft palate, and makes a sound like a woodchuck.
He was on my basement stairs (indoors!), and could barely move. After 4 days, he's made his home under my fridge.
Yesterday he hopped onto my shoe and went for a ride outside with me. I set him up on the fork of my apple tree, and the little guy was able to climb around on it for a bit.
I saw his buddies gathering maple seed (helicopters), so I gave him a couple, and holy cow does he like those things!
I went to leave him a 3rd time, and he jumped 3 feet from the tree to my foot, and rode back to the house with me. THAT was funny.
Sorry your squatters aren't as friendly as mine.
Find where the wind is, and set a fire so the smoke gets to them. That might scare them away. Put a tarp weighed down so they can't get back under?
good luck
Bro, this thing is not a little cute animal you want on your leg! He is big, and mean! He is about the size of a small badger, but its not a badger..
I was thinking anti-freeze also, but...If he dies under my hottub, can u imagine the smell in the summer with 90 degree heat! It would be unbearable...
Humane Soc. and City told me"sorry, we get calls think this all the time.."
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Heh heh heh...
What can I say man, that's horrible. Can't even be in your own back yard... ha ha ha!!
Go down to the local antique store and pick you up a suit of armour.
Then you can go out and play with it until it realizes you aren't a threat.
Ha ha ha...
Dude, the only other idea I have is horrible... put some anti-freeze out there. It will kill them dead dead dead when they drink it.
What is animal control saying? They should take care of that in the city man... what did they tell you?
lmao ironjay. this sounds like one of rambo's problems. I like the idea of smoking them out. or even a decoy to get the mom out of there and than grab the kids and get them out so you can block the hole. How private is your area? neighbors close? If not I would smokem out and plug the hole. than if you have a dog, tie him up by the hot tub for a few days unless it looks like chips or escos ratty lil runt dogs.
Worse comes to worse you can always lassoe it and have grilled woodchuck. Put some of that sweet mays they were telling you about. Soak for a few hours and enjoy. Just aim for the head so as not to ruin the meat. You can make your own silencer in order to use a rifle rather than air gun
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Sniper the bugger from your bedroom window. Make a day of it... do a James Bond planning thing. Video tape it, and send it over the net so we can watch.
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lmao ironjay. this sounds like one of rambo's problems. I like the idea of smoking them out. or even a decoy to get the mom out of there and than grab the kids and get them out so you can block the hole. How private is your area? neighbors close? If not I would smokem out and plug the hole. than if you have a dog, tie him up by the hot tub for a few days unless it looks like chips or escos ratty lil runt dogs.
Worse comes to worse you can always lassoe it and have grilled woodchuck. Put some of that sweet mays they were telling you about. Soak for a few hours and enjoy. Just aim for the head so as not to ruin the meat. You can make your own silencer in order to use a rifle rather than air gun
If you really dont want to hurt it they sell traps. You can get one at a hardware store or home depot.They are harmless to the animal. Trap the little bastard then let him loose in someone you hate's yard.
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