Things I hate about the gym....

[GeaR_and_SauCe]

I was at the gym today and mabye its because I just started dbol again or mabye because the gym was to overcrowded but I definitly began to notice things that really piss me off. First off, parking was a mess and I had old soccer moms in SUVs practically running me off the road for spots. Then, I get inside and theres 10,000 people all working their chest. Of course, today was my chest day. Next, a mediocre faced girl with gigantic tits walks in and suddenly everyone is hardcore. One guy put 9 plates on either side of the leg pressed, contracted mabye an inch or two once off the rack and insisted on screamin out each of those "mini-reps." Finally, this last thing is the worst. What I'm talking about is the unwanted gym technique advice from strangers who look like shit. I was doing cable cross overs when some pip squeek asshole decides hes going to coach me on how they should be done. I had to hold myself back so I just said "Listen, buddy, I was doing these back when you were in your room figuring out how to jerk off. So do me a favor and go back to your preacher curls." I don't know what was up, but today I experienced every single one of my pet peeves in the gym. What the fuck is up with these retards?

[The-Juice-Man]

Originally Posted by GeaR_and_SauCe

I was at the gym today and mabye its because I just started dbol again or mabye because the gym was to overcrowded but I definitly began to notice things that really piss me off. First off, parking was a mess and I had old soccer moms in SUVs practically running me off the road for spots. Then, I get inside and theres 10,000 people all working their chest. Of course, today was my chest day. Next, a mediocre faced girl with gigantic tits walks in and suddenly everyone is hardcore. One guy put 9 plates on either side of the leg pressed, contracted mabye an inch or two once off the rack and insisted on screamin out each of those "mini-reps." Finally, this last thing is the worst. What I'm talking about is the unwanted gym technique advice from strangers who look like shit. I was doing cable cross overs when some pip squeek asshole decides hes going to coach me on how they should be done. I had to hold myself back so I just said "Listen, buddy, I was doing these back when you were in your room figuring out how to jerk off. So do me a favor and go back to your preacher curls." I don't know what was up, but today I experienced every single one of my pet peeves in the gym. What the fuck is up with these retards?

Don't even start, Same thing here. I hate that shit. I really hate screamers and mini reps.

[da game]

You always gotta have those characters. I hate those pencil neck fuckers that walk around with those skimpy ass tights or those fat fucks that walk around telling everbody how to diet and train. My gym is loaded with these people, I've slapped a few already. Call me an asshole. The only good thing about my gym, besides training, is the women. My gym is loaded wit hbeautiful women all day long. And yes I've fucked a lot of them.

[Blind180]

Originally Posted by CaptainMeso

or the jerkoffs who decide to move and stand right in front of you while doing standing dumbbell curls.

That pisses me off more than anything!! Some ass clown steps right in front of you whlile you are in mid set. WTF

Blind180

[bigkb]

Man, I have been waiting for someone to start a thread about this shit. Thank you so much bro!

Well, hold on, here we go...you better put your seatbelt on.

I hate pretty much all the same shit you bros just mentioned. People who make all that fuckin noise....it's just for show, I swear....especially that God-awful hissing noise that some women make!...what the fuck is that?? It sounds like air coming out of a tire!
People who do more talking than anything else.
People who let the weight stack fall, like "hey, look, I just did pulldowns with the whole stack, see how heavy it is?" (BAM!).
People who do leg presses with 40 plates, and only move the weight 4 fuckin inches. Why don't they try doing them with half of that weight, going all the way down, and not making a peep? I think that is more impressive.

And just one more. I fuckin hate these people who train with form that is so strict, it looks funny. They look like fuckin robots. I mean, come on, cheat just a little for cryin out loud, jeeze!!

And as far as soccer moms and their fuckin SUVs go.......well, I just hate them.

KB

[Bob Smith]

Welcome to the first real business day of the new year. Every "Resolution" asshole that wants to lose 50 pounds by Presidents Day is gonna be in the gym. The good thing is that 90% of them are gone by March 1st, at the latest.

BTW, why in the hell would you ever schedule bench day on a Monday?? You KNOW that every single jackoff benches on Mondays. Squat on Monday and you'll be all alone in your corner rack.

[The-Juice-Man]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Welcome to the first real business day of the new year. Every "Resolution" asshole that wants to lose 50 pounds by Presidents Day is gonna be in the gym. The good thing is that 90% of them are gone by March 1st, at the latest.

BTW, why in the hell would you ever schedule bench day on a Monday?? You KNOW that every single jackoff benches on Mondays. Squat on Monday and you'll be all alone in your corner rack.

Yes everyones bench day is monday, mine is thursday. I do legs monday's I wonder why that is.

[hardcore210]

Originally Posted by The-Juice-Man

Yes everyones bench day is monday, mine is thursday. I do legs monday's I wonder why that is.

Mondays in my gym are full of people who feel guilty about boozing it up and eating shit all weekend. So, to ease their conscience, they come to the gym for their one workout for the week. Mondays is National Chest and Arms day! It's amazing how few shadows are cast w/in the squat racks.....except for those hardcore mother fuckers doing barbell curls while I patiently wait to use it for its intended purpose.

HC210

[Hogg]

Ahhhhh....isnt it great! I didnt even bother going to the gym today

I have a question for you guys......ever find that you are in the mens bathroom alone and decide to throw all of the toilet paper in the trash can? Ever decide that instead of being a nice guy and walking outside to pass gas, you just let it go while walking past a huge crowd of people in the dumbbell pit? This is a time to capitalize on the opportunities that present themselves...it is not a time to be bitter. Be the motherfucker in the gym, you may find yourself driving home laughing soo hard that you feel like you're going to piss your pants. Thats my advice

[Green Darter]

Originally Posted by GeaR_and_SauCe

I was at the gym today and mabye its because I just started dbol again or mabye because the gym was to overcrowded but I definitly began to notice things that really piss me off. First off, parking was a mess and I had old soccer moms in SUVs practically running me off the road for spots. Then, I get inside and theres 10,000 people all working their chest. Of course, today was my chest day. Next, a mediocre faced girl with gigantic tits walks in and suddenly everyone is hardcore. One guy put 9 plates on either side of the leg pressed, contracted mabye an inch or two once off the rack and insisted on screamin out each of those "mini-reps." Finally, this last thing is the worst. What I'm talking about is the unwanted gym technique advice from strangers who look like shit. I was doing cable cross overs when some pip squeek asshole decides hes going to coach me on how they should be done. I had to hold myself back so I just said "Listen, buddy, I was doing these back when you were in your room figuring out how to jerk off. So do me a favor and go back to your preacher curls." I don't know what was up, but today I experienced every single one of my pet peeves in the gym. What the fuck is up with these retards?

Heehee why let the mini reps bother you.That is their bussiness.I used to go to the gym after work than switched to am since I only train 3 days aweek its ok.
I never looked back my workouts are much better hardly anyone there which is a AWESOME I never wait for anything and overall just better workouts.
I belong to 2 gyms both open 24 hours a day so its great.Once you get used to going when maybe 5 people are there as oppossed to 50 its a big difference.
The screaming part I do hate but that I havent heard screaming since I left my old gym.You can allways opt for headphones.
What is stupid is guys giving women unwanted workout advice even that since no women at 4am I dont see anymore.

[bigkb]

Originally Posted by hardcore210

Mondays in my gym are full of people who feel guilty about boozing it up and eating shit all weekend. So, to ease their conscience, they come to the gym for their one workout for the week. Mondays is National Chest and Arms day! It's amazing how few shadows are cast w/in the squat racks.....except for those hardcore mother fuckers doing barbell curls while I patiently wait to use it for its intended purpose.

HC210

OMG! LMAO

This is so true of every fuckin gym out there....and because of that, I never have and never will even train on Mondays. A good friend of mine always trains Mondays, says the gym is always more crowded that day than any other. And btw, I don't party on the weekends...I can't stand bars...nor do I have a "better-than-thou" attitude.

I have always trained at about 8:00pm since starting 19 years ago, because of everything I've mentioned in these posts.

KB

[dumbbellpress]

Hey KB, what are your stats?? I enjoy your posts and have learned alot from you the past few months. I guess it would be cool to put a physique with a handle.

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs

[shaboz]

What I hate and have seen this week...

Leave the cell phone in the car! Shut the fuck up and lift your 2 plate leg presses!

This is not ballet, sir, so please do your leg/knee lift pirouet shit somewhere other then the cables...

Dont get up to get a drink. Some bitch will move in on your lift. Heaven forbid you ask someone neraby if anyone was using the machine...

Being a big guy, I love it when small guys with big chests max out when you walk in just to show off for you... Bro, I have benched 315 and 365 for reps, I aint really that impressed when you do it for one. If you want to impress me, how about taking the sweats off and showing off your massive thighs - what you dont have any?

Personal trainers that look like they need personal trainers. Nuff said.

Tight clothes are for people with tight bodies, not for people fat bodies and cant/wont buy anything else. Elastic is not that fat persons friend.

As for chest day on monday, dont bother mixing it up. Every day is chest day for some people...you cannot escape them..

If anyone can recommend a meathead gym in Philly where people actually go to get results, please, I am beggin you, give me a heads up...

[bigkb]

Originally Posted by dumbbellpress

Hey KB, what are your stats?? I enjoy your posts and have learned alot from you the past few months. I guess it would be cool to put a physique with a handle.

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs

Thanks DBP, that's humbling, and means alot coming from a vet like yourself.

I'm 34, 6' 235lbs. And to tell ya the truth, I don't exactly have your typical BB's physique just yet, but I have been into BB since age 15, and have been studying steroid use for about 10 years or so. I'm your classic hardgainer, with that spare tire around the middle (a small one though). I also have a bone structure about as thin as it gets for a man...which I generally hate, but is good for proportion's sake.

I'm not on a cycle right now, but when I get well into my next one, I'll post a pic...that's if I can get this spare tire off also. I have been told by several people...and I say this humbley...that I have the best shaped calves they have ever seen. I will post a pic of them as well. They are very diamond-shaped because I have very small knees and ankles.

Again, thanks for the compliment bro
KB

[bigkb]

Here are a couple more....

I hate when people do stiff-legged deadlifts on a freakin bench...it's usually women. I mean, I understand that to get a good stretch in the hams, you have to be on a platform, but jeeze, do it on a platform. We have an old one made of stacked 2X12s.

And, people who do...and there are people at my gym who actually do this....crunches on the fuckin leg curl machine!! WTF???... you have the whole fuckin gym floor to do crunches! Is there some advantage to doing them on the leg curl machine?! Again, it's usually women. And no, I don't hate women, but jeeze.

KB

PS Ahhhh, I love this thread. Hahaha