Weird problem... Well sort of.

[r2tt1]

I was in vegas visiting some friends and we were drinking and what not. Then this girl shows up that I had not seen for like a year but I had known her quite a while before that. I was pretty trashed so of course I was trying to hook up with her. SO I start with my drunken macking on her and one things leads to another and we ended up up stairs in my friend's parent's bedroom. (which was no big deal because his parents were out of town on a cruise.) I don't think I would have boned this chick if I had been in my normal state of mind, we had been just friends for... ahh what the fuck am I saying of course I would bone her: she has a vag and boobs.

So here we are boning upstairs in these people's room and I am totallly trashed and I did have a little trouble getting my dick up but once it was up I was going like an animal. A drunken gorilla to be exact. I was saying dumb shit like "Hooga Hooga Hooga Hoooga " while pounding my chest, you know the typically drunken stuff you would do on a regular drinking night. But see here is where my story reaches it's point: when I was about to bust a nut I decided to try something I had never done before. I decided I would bust my nut on this girls face. So being in a very drunken state of mind I pull out at the last second and aim for the nose. I shot off like a firecracker man! The preejac fluid went straight into her nose it was interesting to see her kind of *snort* and push a lot of air out her nose to get the fluid out. But I wasnt done yet I had to get a little closer because the rest of my fluid did not seem to have the same power that the pre ejac had so I was basically right above her almost teabagging her while she was trying to get the preejac out of her nostril.

I hover over her with my immense manhood and then the wave began to come (no pun intended). A huge rush of sperm and whatever else is mixed with it came rushing out it busted a fat *plop* right on to her upper lip and then it kept coming, dropped one on her forehead and then her eye but it just kept coming! It was a freakikng huge ejaculatory volume that nearly covered her face. She started choking and eventually she said she couldnt breath and had to get up and rush to teh bathroom to wash her mouth and nose out so she could breath. So I almost killed her guys?!? I feel really bad about this, my volume of sperm has never been so large as to endanger the life of the one I am delivering it to. Why would it be this large and how can I make it go back to normal
?

thanks guys.

[MaxRep]

Originally Posted by Windigo

lol I call bullshit.

I used to read similar stories in Penthouse magazine when I was a kid.

MaxRep

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by Windigo

lol I call bullshit.

bro you must not jack off enough because when I jack off 4 -5 times a day I only have a drip full but when I dont have any for a day or so when I do nut its like a volcano holy shits there is enough there to fill a mayo jar.

[Meat Train]

Don't try to make it less-- this is good money at a sperm bank!!

[krom]

Originally Posted by ramboj70

bro you must not jack off enough because when I jack off 4 -5 times a day I only have a drip full but when I dont have any for a day or so when I do nut its like a volcano holy shits there is enough there to fill a mayo jar.

That's not mayo that's miracle whip

[r2tt1]

Originally Posted by ramboj70

bro you must not jack off enough because when I jack off 4 -5 times a day I only have a drip full but when I dont have any for a day or so when I do nut its like a volcano holy shits there is enough there to fill a mayo jar.

Hey that could have been the problem i usually always beat it when i know i will be having sex soon so as to prolong my ability to not bust a nut while humping. But I was crunked as litle jon would say and i didnt think about that, and the alchohol did a pretty good job of keeping me from busting too soon. THanks alchohol.

[scott3366]

OMFG that was funny. Good job bro

[tcso1506]

You kin to Rambo???????