What stupid stuff did you do as a kid?

[Diablo570]

Now that I look back on my childhood, I can see why my parents had a hard time with me and my bro. Man were we idiots!

Here is a small list of stupid shit we would do to entertainmentkeep in mind we lived in a nice community. The manicured lawns, pools, just an all around nice place)

1. made pipe bombs in the garage! <---be careful, buddy blew part of his nose off.

2. pipe cannons

3. stated random little fires. Brother would act as the fireman, and try to find the fires and put them out. (ironically, my Dad started the woods on fire one day and some of the nieghbors stuff. LMAO!!

4.The Infamous Bottle Bombs, placed on peoples door steps and mailboxes. (careful: chlorine gas and sulfuric acid are higly corrosive and are a few of the byproducts of these bombs)

5. Pumpkin Smashing (sadly, even at 19 years old)

6. Mailbox smashing (hey, it happened to us too!)

7. Stealing of hood ornaments (mainly Caddies and Benz's)

8. Tearing up neighbors lawns with car (got busted one time and the cops made us fix the lawn the next day)

9. Blasting people people with waterballoons from a moving vehicle (I felt bad, when one of my dumbass buddies tossed one at an elderly lady and blasted her in the back. Got some douch bags in a convertible who then chased us but THEY got a speeding ticked!)

10. Driving around during heavy rains waiting for people to be next to huge water puddles, then flying through them in a car. OMG that was funny. The best spot is food shopping centers cause there are lots of people pushing heavy carts with paper bags!

Ok, I feel like a big enough idiot. I could go on and on, but my point is proven. I really hope my kids dont do half the stupid stuff we did as kids. Seriously.

Diablo

[thick]

lmao i splashed people a time or to. What a jerk10. Driving around during heavy rains waiting for people to be next to huge water puddles, then flying through them in a car. OMG that was funny. The best spot is food shopping centers cause there are lots of people pushing heavy carts with paper bags!

[Massive690]

me and my buddy started a playboy club in my shed when we were in 4th grade. neither of our parents had any porn so one day we got one of those magazine subscription cards in the mail so we filled it out and ordered playbiy and sports illustrated and just checked the bill me later box. so for about 4 months we had to beat our parents to the mail box to get the playboys. we were the coolest kids in school, people always wanted to come over and look at them. then after a few months the bill came, but we just denied it. then my mom went out to the shed in the spring to get a rake or some shit and when she opened the shed door she saw all of the centerfolds and shit we had hanging up on the wall.

ahhhhh those were the days, siitting in the shed spankin it to some naked bitches

[rottenroguelacy]

When I was ten or so my cousins told me that a hefty bag would work as a parachute so i jumped off the roof with one

[Diablo570]

Originally Posted by Massive690

ahhhhh those were the days, siitting in the shed spankin it to some naked bitches

You were jerk'n off in the 4th grade?
Thats a horrible thought.

Diablo

[dolfe1]

Originally Posted by Diablo570

9. Blasting people people with waterballoons from a moving vehicle (I felt bad, when one of my dumbass buddies tossed one at an elderly lady and blasted her in the back. Got some douch bags in a convertible who then chased us but THEY got a speeding ticked!)

Eggs are way better lmao, we put this one fucker on his knees one time, bam right in the back, you'd think that he got shot the way he dropped after we nailed him.

This is pretty funny.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=airhornfun.wmv

[dolfe1]

Originally Posted by Diablo570

You were jerk'n off in the 4th grade?
Thats a horrible thought.

Diablo

Haha I was in the 5th grade, seemed normal at the time.

[muslhed1971]

Even though I was no angel either. She used to steal my Dad's weed and hash all the time. He always kept it in the center console of his car. He was a big coke addict/alcoholic but never fessed up to it. So she would just steal his stash (and he always had a BIG stash). I mean, what was he going to do? Say "Honey, do you know what I did with that big brick of hash I had in the car?"
Got to give him props though been sober/drug free for about 14 years now.

[Diablo570]

Originally Posted by dolfe1

Haha I was in the 5th grade, seemed normal at the time.

Wait, how old are kids in the 4th grade? Like 10 or something?

D

[muslhed1971]

Originally Posted by Diablo570

Wait, how old are kids in the 4th grade? Like 10 or something?

D

That's right. That means my son is jerking off right now. Terrible thought

[Diablo570]

Originally Posted by muslhed1971

That's right. That means my son is jerking off right now. Terrible thought

LMAO, thats bad dude (bad as in horrible, not bad ass).

That is a horrible thought. Looks like its time to have "THAT" talk eh. HA HA! (in the Nelson voice from The Simpsons)

Diablo

[Blase]

I blew up a couple of mailboxes but the funniest one was the time I took a crap on this guys front porch, stuck firecrackers in it and it got all over the place

[Diablo570]

Originally Posted by Blase

I blew up a couple of mailboxes but the funniest one was the time I took a crap on this guys front porch, stuck firecrackers in it and it got all over the place

That actually reminds me of a similar situation. My brother put a Lady Finger (a tiny red firecracker) in a pile of my buddies freshly taken shit. He lit the fuse (if you have ever seen a Lady Finger, the fuses are sooo short) and it blew up all over him! It was so disgusting. He had FRESH turds all over himself.

D

[MJM]

This is a good thread.What me and my buddies would do were take a paintball gun and just spray a house with about 600 shots, 300 a piece and cover it completely.It was fucking nuts.It took hours to wash off.Another thing we would do is get one of those heavy strong sling shots that takes 3 people to hold back, and would launch big ass rocks in them and nail houses, we would just let them go, wait 10 seconds and listen for a boom, hopefully we would hear a glass shatter noise.Haha...Thjen we would stan inbetween a house or hide somewhere where a busy street is at night, and nail the fuck out of cars with eggs.It was great.The classic was to just prank call people though, it's amusing.

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by MJM

This is a good thread.What me and my buddies would do were take a paintball gun and just spray a house with about 600 shots, 300 a piece and cover it completely.It was fucking nuts.It took hours to wash off.Another thing we would do is get one of those heavy strong sling shots that takes 3 people to hold back, and would launch big ass rocks in them and nail houses, we would just let them go, wait 10 seconds and listen for a boom, hopefully we would hear a glass shatter noise.Haha...Thjen we would stan inbetween a house or hide somewhere where a busy street is at night, and nail the fuck out of cars with eggs.It was great.The classic was to just prank call people though, it's amusing.

we used to steal bikes from the police impound yeard, it was in the same lot as the cop station, until we got caught,