who says rednecks arent funny?

[Jeremy88]

ok, im bringing you guys more HUMOR, if you dont find this funny, then ummm, you got some sort of problem, on COPS the other night, the officer has this white girl pulled to the side, asks her 2 simple questions....

Officer: Have you ever been arrested?

Redneck Woman: Yes'ir

Officer: Do you have kids?

Redneck Woman: Yes'ir one is 4 years old, the other one is 6 months YEARS old

LMMFAO!!!! if im lying, i pray god strikes me dead, she said 6 MONTHS YEARS OLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh god, i think i sharted when i heard that, now, either that officer is a trained professional, considering he deals w/ this type of lowbudget ignorance on a daily basis, or either he himself didnt catch on to it, either way, im quick to the draw, and i laughed for hours about it, hopefully you can too....

[Grizzly]

I'm lost. So she said months and then realized she mispoke and then changed it to years? LMFAO!!! That's so fucking hilarious! Damn, I wish I had TV so that I could watch that show and see such absolutely funny stuff! LOL, LOL, LOL, ahahahahaha!

WTF?

[muslhed1971]

I watched it the other night and they got this drunk ass fucked up redneck pulled over and the cop says "now what you're doing is not very smart"
The drunk says"hell I'm smart. I went through tenth grade twice so I got twenty years of edumication".
Yes he said "edumication"!

[Jeremy88]

lmao, yep 6 MONTHS YEARS OLD lmao....good stuff

[Massive690]

i guess i must be the guy who has "some sort of problem"...

[sweettart29]

Originally Posted by Massive690

i guess i must be the guy who has "some sort of problem"...

Massive hunny i am with u on this one

[greyowl]

You might be a redneck if ...

You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Biloxi.

You think a stock tip is advice on worming your hogs.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.

Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

The last time someone asked you for I.D., you said, 'About What?'

Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You can burp and pronounce your name at the same time.

You think Possum is "The Other White Meat".

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You and your dog use the same tree.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow but she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

[thick]

lmao that is good.

p.s. I use the same tree as my dog

Originally Posted by muslhed1971

I watched it the other night and they got this drunk ass fucked up redneck pulled over and the cop says "now what you're doing is not very smart"
The drunk says"hell I'm smart. I went through tenth grade twice so I got twenty years of edumication".
Yes he said "edumication"!

[sc redneck]

ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, , fire when ready

[Fast Food]

> The Redneck Love Poem
>
> SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
> SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
> SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
> SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
>
> PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
> YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
> I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
> BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>
> SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
> AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
> BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
> HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
>
> YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
> AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
> BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
> I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>
> BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
> JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
> MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
> YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.