Why I think wrestling fans are closet homosexuals.

[patsfan]

not that theres anything wrong with that.


I was watching a match one day and all of a sudden something dawned upon me. (Well other than feeling my IQ slowly slip away from me during every minute while watching these shows) That professional wrestling is GAY! No, not so much in the figurative sense with the slang terminology of something being "stupid" or the literal sense which means "happy." But in the homosexual tense! Think about it. A bunch of greased up muscle bound men wearing tights (in rather outlandish and flamboyant colors), rolling around on a mat, trying to lay on top of each other. Of course when they are "fighting" almost every single move they use involves the use of the male genitalia in some way or another. I mean even their names are screaming out their homosexuality. I mean there is a wrestler called "Mr. Ass", COME ON!?!? Could it be any more obvious?! Hell, I'm waiting for Richard Simmons to join the WWF at any moment! Sure, there is nothing wrong with being gay; but it's time to face up to the truth you macho, tough talking wrestling fans. That you are all in some major denial here! Even the females in wrestling don't cover up the real truth very well. Either the women get beat up by other men, or they look like the nastiest looking transvestites on steroids. You wrestling fans need to see the light that your "sport" is not only completely pathetic, but is also heading you towards a different lifestyle!


Now I can understand the women fans but when the hillbilly soap opera comes on...fight the urge fellas.

Pats

[sev1512]

When I was younger I wathced the WWF, back in the old Hulk Hogan era.
I even seen undertakers debut live at survivor series.

Use to be the shit...

I do have to agree it can be gay, almost all moves invlove the grabbing of the other mans crotch and or tights. Pinning in itself is gay.

But you cannot say wrestling is homosexual....
try and find some video clips of FMW of japan. or the old ECW.

these guys do not fuck around, I seen hayabusa almost break his neck (which he eventually did) during an electrified bardbed wire deathmatch.

During this match Mr. Pogo uses a sickle yes a sickle and ripps it across the back of masato tanaka. Blood is gushing and no its not a blood capsule it real FUCKING DEAL.

FMW even has women in elctrified barbed wire matches, and when they hit the ropes, the get exploded off, with huge welts across thier backs.

Or check out ECW and watch Rhino Piledrive Mr. Sandmans wife through a table from the ring.

So there is wrestling that is hardcore and sick, and definitly not homosexual.

I will agree with you that this WWE is fucking gay as can be.

[latinone]

wasnt there a gay character on their also a few years back? Wrestling back in the early 80's was great, there was blood, cowbell matches and the people like the Von Eriks, Chris Adams, Dusty Rhodes rocked.

What is on now is garbage.

[thick]

i have always hated all star wrestling. Cant stand fake shit and of course it/they are gay

[sev1512]

oops forgot my favorite moment Cactus Jack getting his face driven into a bed of tacks...
Tacks were sticking out of his face, nose and all.

[sev1512]

Latinone - You might be thinking about golddust...

And the funny thing about that is he is the son of one of the wrestlers you mentions above.

Dustin Rhodes aka dusty's son....

LOL, remeber Dusty Rhodes Fat Black Sidekick Saphire?

[patsfan]

Originally Posted by sev1512

When I was younger I wathced the WWF, back in the old Hulk Hogan era.
I even seen undertakers debut live at survivor series.

Use to be the shit...

I do have to agree it can be gay, almost all moves invlove the grabbing of the other mans crotch and or tights. Pinning in itself is gay.

But you cannot say wrestling is homosexual....
try and find some video clips of FMW of japan. or the old ECW.

these guys do not fuck around, I seen hayabusa almost break his neck (which he eventually did) during an electrified bardbed wire deathmatch.

During this match Mr. Pogo uses a sickle yes a sickle and ripps it across the back of masato tanaka. Blood is gushing and no its not a blood capsule it real FUCKING DEAL.

FMW even has women in elctrified barbed wire matches, and when they hit the ropes, the get exploded off, with huge welts across thier backs.

Or check out ECW and watch Rhino Piledrive Mr. Sandmans wife through a table from the ring.

So there is wrestling that is hardcore and sick, and definitly not homosexual.

I will agree with you that this WWE is fucking gay as can be.

I agree. I refer to the WWF mostly. I used to watch Hogan,Snuka and Bob Baclund(sp) back in the day and it was the shit not anymore.

I can see vince telling these guys " ok now to get ratings up, I want you two to get naked and fuck the loser in the ass"

[sev1512]

Vince will pull anything for ratings....
Those were the days...
Hulkamania rules!!!!

Originally Posted by patsfan

I can see vince telling these guys " ok now to get ratings up, I want you two to get naked and fuck the loser in the ass"

[latinone]

Originally Posted by patsfan

I agree. I refer to the WWF mostly. I used to watch Hogan,Snuka and Bob Baclund(sp) back in the day and it was the shit not anymore.

I can see vince telling these guys " ok now to get ratings up, I want you two to get naked and fuck the loser in the ass"

Vince does look like he would be into that. The fireworks, stupid story lines and gay personas have to go. Bring back old school wrestling.

First off, its the WWE not the WWF so get it straight. It is not for homo's either. If so, you are calling HHH a homosexual and nothing could be further from the truth. In fact he is married to Stephanie McMahon- it's true.

In HHH's WWE video, he talks about how wrestling got him into weightlifting. I can also say this is the case for me. He said when he grew up he wanted to look like Rocky Johnson and a cast of other muscular guys. If wrestling is for homos, then so is watching bodybuiling competitions. At least in wrestling, there is a storyline which is the big reason some find it interesting. In bodybuidling competions, all you see is a bunch of big guys walking and prancing around in speedos. Now do I think that is gay- no, because they are doing their job.

However, if you think watching wrestling is for closet homo's then obviously watching bodybuilders is gay too. I think my boy PatsFan is a little delusional today because Peyton Manning is about to extract his revenge tonight vs the Pats

Have a nice day
K-

[patsfan]

Originally Posted by KTCKSports

First off, its the WWE not the WWF so get it straight. It is not for homo's either. If so, you are calling HHH a homosexual and nothing could be further from the truth. In fact he is married to Stephanie McMahon- it's true.

In HHH's WWE video, he talks about how wrestling got him into weightlifting. I can also say this is the case for me. He said when he grew up he wanted to look like Rocky Johnson and a cast of other muscular guys. If wrestling is for homos, then so is watching bodybuiling competitions. At least in wrestling, there is a storyline which is the big reason some find it interesting. In bodybuidling competions, all you see is a bunch of big guys walking and prancing around in speedos. Now do I think that is gay- no, because they are doing their job.

However, if you think watching wrestling is for closet homo's then obviously watching bodybuilders is gay too. I think my boy PatsFan is a little delusional today because Peyton Manning is about to extract his revenge tonight vs the Pats

Have a nice day
K-

LOL. The thread says the fans but since you brought it up I do think a fair amount of the wrestlers are closet cases (not all) But to sat HHH is straight because he is married is laughable at best(see the closet).

At least BB is a sport that people actually compete in. I dont watch that either but I wouldnt change the channel on the spot like I would with wrestling.

As far as Peyton extracting revenge..well there is a first for everything i guess. A muddy Foxboro is not going to help his quest.

Oh and you must be a hillybilly(not that there is anything wrong with that) if you call that a story line

[crewboss]

Bring back the Great Kabukki!!!

Hehe. I understand Patsfan's purpose of this thread. You are very worried about tonight when you face the greatest QB in the game. I would be too. The tread is meant to focus on something else other then football and I commend you on doing so. It's kinda like how Democrats instead of focusing on the voting records, try and talk about things that happened 30 years ago.

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to call P. Manning right now and ask him to go easy on your Pats tonight. He has plenty of other weeks to dominate. And BTW, you are welcome

K-

Originally Posted by patsfan

LOL. The thread says the fans but since you brought it up I do think a fair amount of the wrestlers are closet cases (not all) But to sat HHH is straight because he is married is laughable at best(see the closet).

At least BB is a sport that people actually compete in. I dont watch that either but I wouldnt change the channel on the spot like I would with wrestling.

As far as Peyton extracting revenge..well there is a first for everything i guess. A muddy Foxboro is not going to help his quest.

Oh and you must be a hillybilly(not that there is anything wrong with that) if you call that a story line

[thick]

that NJ gov was married twice and he was a fag. Next argument please

[sev1512]

Peyton Manning is overrated oh yeah and where is his ring again???

Watch tonight as our pats dance the charlseton over your boy manning.