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perseverance · #1 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 02:28 PM

alright, long story short, some girl sent me these pics but my buddy and i are almost positive that its a pornstar but can't think of her name so...can anyone here confirm our suspicions? Prodigy? Taser?

prodigy06 · #2 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 07:10 PM

doesn't look familiar.

taser · #3 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 10:13 PM

have no idea but i love her lack of morals. i'm in love.

perseverance · #4 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 02:08 AM

i found out who it is, her name is melissa midwest (thats her porn name). and y'all aren't gonna believe me, but i have her phone number and have been talking to her

Bosnian_Brawler · #5 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by perseverance

i found out who it is, her name is melissa midwest (thats her porn name). and y'all aren't gonna believe me, but i have her phone number and have been talking to her

No fucking way.....How the fuck did you get that?

prodigy06 · #6 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 09:44 AM

What... how do you know it's her?

perseverance · #7 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 11:42 AM

alright here we go: i created a myspace page to keep in touch with some bodybuilding friends i met over the summer. so the other night i get a message from a random girl. i think its just some bullshit and send back a message saying "do i know you?" she said she saw me in the browse section. so anyways, we message back and forth, the whole time i'm thinking this is some 12 year old girl or 40 year old man. i check out her page and its a normal page, not some web cam girl page or someone without any friends or comments. so eventually she asks if she can give me a call, i say i don't think so cuz you could be anybody, how do i know its you in your pic? so she emails me some pics of her out with friends and stuff like that. i'm like okay, well still doesn't prove its you, but what the hell give me a call (i was pretty bored). so she calls me and we talk some, she told me where she's from and a bunch of stuff like that. the next thing i know, she starts to kinda talk dirty and i'm like well send me some more pics. so she sent me some "better" pics of her. i'm thinking to myself, i've seen this girl before and i could swear she's a pornstar. so i said there is no way these pics are of you. she said she promised it was her and asked how she could prove it to me. i asked her if she was a pornstar and she said she did some modeling. i said call me tomorrow and i'll tell you how. so that night, my buddy comes over and says "yeah, she's a pornstar. i have one of her videos." we go to her website, and look at where she's from and end up finding a newspaper article from where she got arrested that says her full name. then we watched one her videos to find out if it was the same voice, and no fucking joke it was. then we looked up the area code of her phone number and no joke, its from the same fucking place she's from.

so next day she calls me and i say "have you ever hear of anyone name melissa midwest?" she says "wow, you figured it out. thats my "modeling" name." then she tells me her full name, and low and behold its the same real name from the newspaper article. i say, "i still don't think its you." so she becomes hell bent on proving it to me and says "what can i do to convince you? anything you want me to do to prove it, i'll do." i say alright fine, "where are you at right now?" she says she at home. "i said put on a blue shirt and send me a pic message on the phone of you in a blue shirt giving two thumbs up." she said "okay give me a couple minutes." about three minutes later, my phone goes off, says you have a new pic message, and it is fucking melissa midwest in a blue shirt giving two thumbs up!

so either 1: its her and I'm a lucky ass dude. or 2: its some chick that is really good at lying.

Musclehead320lb · #8 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 03:35 PM

Stick It In Her Pooper !!!!

Mh

EPOWER · #9 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 03:51 PM

Smash it in her kncock her up marry her give her steriods to take away the fat she got from being preg and then u have urself a hot little pig to do anything you want with! She would proly let you bring other girls home for you to share with her!!! what a life that would be!

prodigy06 · #10 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 04:39 PM

You realize you have just lived every straight mans dream, don't you?
Don't waste this oportunity.... like Musclehead320lb said, STICK IT IN HER POOPER!
Lucky motherfucker.

iamgq · #11 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Musclehead320lb

Stick It In Her Pooper !!!!

Mh

I've never heard it said that way before. I got people coming in my office asking what I'm laughing at...

I going home and asking my wife tonight, "Hey baby, So how do feel about your Pooper?"

Yep...

prodigy06 · #12 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by iamgq

I've never heard it said that way before. I got people coming in my office asking what I'm laughing at...

I going home and asking my wife tonight, "Hey baby, So how do feel about your Pooper?"

Yep...

Asking for it like that there's absolutely no way she can refuse!

deathgrip07 · #13 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 09:59 PM

She's one of those girl next-door/amateur pornstars. I've seen her in my website meanderings.
Now here's what to do:
-I would immediately request to meet her so I could give her a good porking.
-She's probably going to want some sort of compensation (probably cash), this is ok, as your paying for sex whether you're married or have a girlfriend... in mental abuse and anguish.
-Be sure to ask if the fee includes "multiple pops". This is of utmost importance, especially while on Test.
-Come back with a full report, and share her number with the rest of us.
-Oh yeah... under no circumstances should you give her money, and not receive at least a "happy ending" massage in return.
Good Luck!

perseverance · #14 (**permalink**) 07-19-2007, 10:00 PM

i know, its fucking crazy. unfortunately we don't live in the same state. but i won't let that stop me

Musclehead320lb · #15 (**permalink**) 07-20-2007, 12:59 PM

Least you could do is post her MySpace page link

MH

Barbender · #16 (**permalink**) 07-20-2007, 01:00 PM

As a married man of 14 years I am sitting on the sidelines with my "Go Perseverance Go" banners. You are definately living my dream. Good luck bro and don't spare any details. As for asking to stick it in her pooper...well I can only say " ha ha ha"

taser · #17 (**permalink**) 07-20-2007, 03:39 PM

she needs to be abused and its up to you to show her some discipline. this can be accomplished an various ways. do what you gotta do as a man ! her ice needs a good probing.

taser · #18 (**permalink**) 07-20-2007, 03:40 PM

her ice !!! wtf am i thinking.. her ass !!!!!

prodigy06 · #19 (**permalink**) 07-20-2007, 03:49 PM

Here's a video about her getting arrested.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/300839...ting_arrested/

And after watching it she just became my new favoite porn star.

"not once, not twice, but THREE times" lol.

No1Uknow · #20 (**permalink**) 07-20-2007, 09:56 PM

Figgin ridiculous. Nothing short of a 10.

deathgrip07 · #21 (**permalink**) 07-21-2007, 07:28 PM

Guy... Smash it. If you're afraid, I understand, but give me her number

Bosnian_Brawler · #22 (**permalink**) 07-25-2007, 10:50 PM

Hey which states does she live at? Maybe you can hook up some of your meso bro's

perseverance · #23 (**permalink**) 07-25-2007, 11:09 PM

well, it says Lincoln Nebraska but she says she's from Ohio. but i'm still a little hesitant to believe its her. i'm gonna see if i can find out some tr