Ever been this drunk??

[Preacher]

Are you guys telling me that you and your buddies have never had a "fuck the fattest" contest.......

[HDH]

Originally Posted by Preacher

Are you guys telling me that you and your buddies have never had a "fuck the fattest" contest.......

NO!

HDH

[Imurgirlfriendsecret]

Originally Posted by Preacher

Are you guys telling me that you and your buddies have never had a "fuck the fattest" contest.......

Oh forsure! The key is too hog all the tequilla so you dont have remember the next day.. Very effective. One night after the bar i was sitting with some buds in Dennys and just so happens to be two fat girls across from us. Well my heart melted when the one near broke the table and leaned over to me and said.."hey.. what kind of burger is that" within a half hour she was bent over in my hotel with her friend on the other bed with my bro. Damn those were the fun days.

[Weatherlite]

We call em P&E night...or pigs and elephant night. Basically, a gourp of guys competes for getting the biggest and the fattest (can be two women or one--bonus if it's all in one). You must sleep with it and have it verified either by her (if yer brave enough to let her around your friends later on) of by bringing in a pair of soiled undies-by soiled I mean with her cum, not piss or shit. Then, when it has all been judged the winner(s) drink for free the next night out.

All I can say is you would NOT believe the depths some guys will go to in order to drink free for a night!

[Preacher]

Ya thats the shit, I knew I wan't the only one......

[jsupstarz]

Originally Posted by Preacher

Are you guys telling me that you and your buddies have never had a "fuck the fattest" contest.......

No. I would pass on that one. Any chick that is over 160 is a no go in my book

[Preacher]

oh jsup you haven't lived tell you fucked a fatty. This women will rock your world cause she knows she's only got one chance to ever get you back.

[Stix McClaine]

i was eating while clicking the image link .. thanks for ruining my meal lol

[Luke]

there is no way I'll ever be THAT drunk.

[texasman0206]

Man that’s just wrong. I think the shock fooking blinded me for a second. Hell back in the day me and my buddy use to tag team a couple of fatty’s. The weren’t this fat but still the type you really didn’t want all your boys knowing about.

[t-rocks69]

what the hell is the carrott for?? a after snack

[Anhdalai]

Bastard!

[plutonianman36]

Years back, in slutting years, I had a heffer come over. I remember getting a massive arm pump just from lifting her legs up to my shoulders. She called a few days later and wanted to do it again, but I passed on it. I'm proud of the fact that I could get it up though, and that was before Viagra!

[plutonianman36]

Originally Posted by THL

You son of a bitch! I should have known better than to look at that.

As bad as it looks, it still may have tasted good!

[GeorgiaRick]

He's looking for the car keys to get outta there!
New here, and I picked a nasty post to open up first!
Rick