Help! I want a stripper

[Toast]

Okay, I’ll try to make this short. Here’s the deal. I was at a strip club a coupla weeks ago with some friends and my buddy bought me a lap dance. This chick was exactly my type: tall brunette with green eyes and a smokin body. Anyway, she kept telling me how hot I was and that she was single. Her hands were all over me as we walked to the back room for the lap dance.

At first I thought she was just bullshitting me to get more cash out of me. So I didn’t think much of it, just had a good time with her. In the middle of the dance she starts passionately kissing me until the bouncer comes over and breaks it up. At that point I told her I wanted to call her and take her out sometime. She gave me her number (which I thought would fro sure be fake) and as I was walking out of the room when she grabbed my hand and took me into another room with a curtain and jumped me again for about 5 minutes!

So I called her a few days later and left a message (yes, it actually was her real number!) Never got a call back. I left another message for her about two weeks later. This time she called me back and left me a nice message saying she would be working that night and I could call her there. I was already out that night and didn’t get back to her for a few days. Now I called her last night and she answered the phone but was just giving me yes or no answers and kind of blowing me off saying she needed to study but would call me back in about an hour or so. She never called me back!

I want to bang this girl so bad, but I don’t want to be a stalker and freak her out. I also don't want to be one of those "stripper groupies" who hangs around the club. Should I try to call her again? Maybe go to the club again and try to chat her up (it’s about 50 miles away from where I live)? Or should I just write this one off as a loss? I’m trying to play it cool but this is really frustrating me….

Any advice?

[big louie]

i didn't read you thread i just saw the title and the last two words,,, "any advice"

yeah stay away! they are all head cases - but they are usually easy to land so if u just want to get your nut on just tell her what she wants to hear..

[krom]

go where she's working and ply her with alcohol and be around at closing time. Alcohol works wonders with strippers.

[wisdom]

Bro, do you really think you're the only one this chick "passionately" kissed on the mouth? I doubt it. I bounce in a strip club, and with few exceptions they are all fucked up, and there are alterior motives for whatever they do with customers. And yes believe it or not you were just a customer, I doubt anything else. But hey what do I know, I just work there, I don't mess with the psychos.

Wisdom

[Toast]

Wisdom, I know you're probably right. But I don't want to introduce her to my mom -- I want to BANG her. I'll trade a psycho broad for a nice piece of ass for a few weeks -- that seems like a good trade off...

[Tank01]

if its bothering you this much just go fuckin back there...

[dukebrown99]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

To all of yall that think the way to get strippers is to buy dances and tip them when they are dancing, Yall are the same dorks in high school that drive by a pretty girl and rev your engine or blast you stereo.

Look bro she thinks of you as a customer and now she has you hooked, if you didnt see it it is a game. They do that to younger men because they think they really have a chance. the old men know better than that and they are willing to come back and pay to see them each night.

If you really want to get a stripper you might trying not tipping shit and just talking, for those with less game go there on a night when it is slow they will be board.

option 2 be a drug dealer invite them back to home after showing patial stash

Ive never done option2 if i did ii dam sure would have a truck that wasnt 21 yrs old

[borderbound]

bro i mean no disrespect in saying this
only trying to save you pain and big head bennys $$$

YOUR WORDS DESCRIBE A GUY WITH FOOL WROTE ON HIS FOREHEAD

you have her number why so she can keep you updated to when she is working

the call with the yes no answers was 10 minutes before or after she gave her deadbeat boyfriend or drug supplier sex

you wanna do her... fine give her 300 bucks and do the dead and keep your heart intack

but dont feel bad about paying for it cause she isnt charging for the sex
your money will go to one of the 3 charities below
96 percent of all strippers are supporting 2-3 kids or a deadbeat boyfriend that wont work or a cocaine or oxycotin habbit

yea yea i know school right yea my ass

in 5 years working at a strip club part time that has 100 dancers working for them at any given time between the various shifts
I HAVE YET TO SEE ONE GRADUATE FROM ANY ACCREDITED SCHOOL

[Silverback]

Tell her you want to bang her--See what she says--- 90% will bang in the vip for a couple of hundred bucks

Option 2-- Take her out to a club with some of her friends and your friends--that way she wont be scared---Throw some money around to impress her and then bang her and dont talk to her again--make sure she doesnt know where you live

Either way you should be able to get some ass=-- But you can definetly get some head in the vip

Your a sadly mistaken if you think she really likes you because she kissed you---that is the newest trick for strippers--- at least the really sleezy ones

She probably just sucked some guy off in the vip before she kissed you--- Now that is gross!!

[crewboss]

i got an idea.

show up after the bar closes.

when she walks out of the place, dip a napkin in some rubbing alcohol and choke that bitch out. what? that's not a good idea?

"they all want it from me, your honor" - Mike Tyson circa 1996

yeah you sound like a stalker bro. if you want to see her better plan on fisting some $100's.

[lexus]

take it as a loss and move on... she might end up calling you, but if she doesnt dont sweat it... strippers love guys with muscle...you can have a new one eveynight.....

[dbolislife]

yo man you can easily fuck em but ya they are definitely some wierd people most of em have childhood problems and shit.. the girl was pretty nice but you could tell when she talked she had a messed up childhood by stories and shit she'd bring up..i was 18 at the time 2nd time to a strip club wit a couple buddies and the girl just came over to give me a lap dance, we started talkin..went in the back for a lap dance she was all over me then she slipped me her number and i called her like 3 days later..went to her apartment not ever thinkin of bangin her, she was 21 too haha and sure enough fuckin bitch startin tellin me how her and her stripper g/f who lived down the hall had sex wit eachother the other nite haha as she started to finger herself on my stomach..it was def a wack situation but some good ass sex.. now when i call her she rarely answers nemore i think shes made cause i wouldnt let her come to my house.. haha did feel accepted i guess, just like a piece of meat-poor girl OH YA.. and for all you guys in Jersey THATS WHERE THE STRIPCLUB IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silverback]

Originally Posted by dbolislife

yo man you can easily fuck em but ya they are definitely some wierd people most of em have childhood problems and shit.. the girl was pretty nice but you could tell when she talked she had a messed up childhood by stories and shit she'd bring up..i was 18 at the time 2nd time to a strip club wit a couple buddies and the girl just came over to give me a lap dance, we started talkin..went in the back for a lap dance she was all over me then she slipped me her number and i called her like 3 days later..went to her apartment not ever thinkin of bangin her, she was 21 too haha and sure enough fuckin bitch startin tellin me how her and her stripper g/f who lived down the hall had sex wit eachother the other nite haha as she started to finger herself on my stomach..it was def a wack situation but some good ass sex.. now when i call her she rarely answers nemore i think shes made cause i wouldnt let her come to my house.. haha did feel accepted i guess, just like a piece of meat-poor girl OH YA.. and for all you guys in Jersey THATS WHERE THE STRIPCLUB IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHy is this thread back???

the last post before dbolslife brought it back was from 7/1/04 WTF??

[Ronin_]

Originally Posted by Exosist

How I ALWAYS pick up strippers.

btw... dude your just her custy. nothing else. your looking for love with your passion kisses and shit. if you really wanted to fuck her you would of taken her home that same night. fuck that give me your number shit.!!!!

Here is the trick, an old greek guy told me this one. got me laid in every strip bar.

Step by step instructions to follow.

1. come to the bar 40 mins before closing time.
2 dont spend a fuckin dime on dances.
3 bring a friend, buy him 2 dances with any girl.
4 make sure your target whore understands your only in the bar to do good for your friend.
5 talk to her like she is a business women and this is her business.
6 strippers need sex too
7 strippers need sex too
8 dont buy her a fuckin thing.
9 dont ask for a number
10 dont like her.
11 by now she is all fucked up and confused because you are nothing like any other guy in the place.
12 take her home and fuck her brains out

Thank me later

That is awesome advice!

Strippers are the biggest fucked up attention whores there are. I try to have a zero tolerance for attention whore girls, but i fall for it sometimes.Toast you should be ashamed you got played so easily bro

[RobbieH02879]

Bro,I have many stripper horror stories...