I almost did this---- i've been wanting to bang Paris Hilton for a few years. when i found out she was in jail,the first thing i thought about doing was going to LA ,dressing like a woman and kicking some cop in the nuts so i would be arrested and sent to the same jail as Paris where i can molest her for a few days.the plan was scratched when i realized the jail would perform a cavity search prior to me being placed in lock up. also,i would have a difficult time explaining my 5:00 shadow. |