i've got pussy falling out of my pocket!!!

[Chip Bronson]

well, you're not gonna believe it bros but when i woke up this morning my personal harem increased from a paltry head count of 3 to over 5 dozen lovelies... this is the truth. now, don't ask me for the details behind how i even amassed such an 'army' as these details are not important... suffice to say i have and they exist... AND my wife will let me do with them as i please. and she is even thinking of joining the party if you know what i mean...

my question to you experienced players is, 'how do i fuck them?' what order should i use? do the blondes first, followed by the redheads, etc? or should i do the ones with the huge tits first and work my way from there. not sure. exo, what do you think?

[Meat Train]

Is this shit for real? Explain-- and then send me a map as to where you are....

[freak]

Originally Posted by Meat Train

Is this shit for real? Explain-- and then send me a map as to where you are....

you never heard of the yellow brick road? Everybodys on it but you man.

[Ronin_]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

well, you're not gonna believe it bros but when i woke up this morning my personal harem increased from a paltry head count of 3 to over 5 dozen lovelies... this is the truth. now, don't ask me for the details behind how i even amassed such an 'army' as these details are not important... suffice to say i have and they exist... AND my wife will let me do with them as i please. and she is even thinking of joining the party if you know what i mean...

my question to you experienced players is, 'how do i fuck them?' what order should i use? do the blondes first, followed by the redheads, etc? or should i do the ones with the huge tits first and work my way from there. not sure. exo, what do you think?

chip, bro no disrespect here whatsoever, but if you have to ask what to do... lol... how old are you?

[Ronin_]

[Blase]

just fuck em all it doesn't matter what order

[graybass]

I think it would be fun figuring out the order to knock them down in!!

[LoMeato]

Oh my Chippie, you do sound like one foul-smelling mess. Glad I don't have your problem. And why do you have to pick on that poor little full-breasted hunk Exosist? Are you just jealous because he's a youngin' and you're old? LOL

And Exosist, darling, drop me a line and we can talk about that menage a trois. Perhaps I could help you out?...

[Chip Bronson]

you know, lo, i really doubt that you're qualified to help answer this particular question, but nice try anyway 'guy'...

ps: stick to flirting with the 'flirty' bros on the board and please stay the fuck off my serious threads. thanks.

[token]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

you know, lo, i really doubt that you're qualified to help answer this particular question, but nice try anyway 'guy'...

ps: stick to flirting with the 'flirty' bros on the board and please stay the fuck off my serious threads. thanks.

Bro, its really time to throw away all of them past issues of playboy. Also while your at it.... Throw away the sock to. Its probably really used up by now

[lamb88ert]

lol 4real what kinda thread is this

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

well, you're not gonna believe it bros but when i woke up this morning my personal harem increased from a paltry head count of 3 to over 5 dozen lovelies... this is the truth. now, don't ask me for the details behind how i even amassed such an 'army' as these details are not important... suffice to say i have and they exist... AND my wife will let me do with them as i please. and she is even thinking of joining the party if you know what i mean...

my question to you experienced players is, 'how do i fuck them?' what order should i use? do the blondes first, followed by the redheads, etc? or should i do the ones with the huge tits first and work my way from there. not sure. exo, what do you think?

chip have no fear rambo is here, first thing I would do is stick your finger in the pussy then smell it, if it smells like moth bolls tell her to shower up for 5 min them come back and as she is doing that ram the fucking shit out of the ones that have clean snatch, or if you need for me to fly up and give you a hand let me know,

[Ronin_]

why don't you start a brothel bro? You can live off the women's misery! An all round winner!

[Fast Food]

i'll help out with the dirty ones..... they deserve the thumb for such lack of deushing antics!

[Chip Bronson]

i just CAN'T live without my 'crunch sock' bro....

Originally Posted by token

Bro, its really time to throw away all of them past issues of playboy. Also while your at it.... Throw away the sock to. Its probably really used up by now