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| Hedonistic Escape: This is a discussion on News About Grizzly! [MK] within the Discussion forums, part of the extensive steroid information at MESO-Rx; This just in... Grizzly is a tool for not picking up his phone while I am drunk. Especially because I ... |
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10-30-2004, 03:03 AM
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 News About Grizzly! [MK]
This just in... Grizzly is a tool for not picking up his phone while I am drunk. Especially because I dont get drunk often! More news as the story develops... **Brought to you by hotdogs...We are delicious, so eat us.**
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10-30-2004, 02:06 PM
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Damn bro, you were drunk. 
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10-30-2004, 03:42 PM
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Drunk enuff to eat Hot Dogs... about the only thing worse I could think of to eat would be S.P.A.M. (some parts are meat). Hope your hangover goes well, MK... -FreeMan |
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10-30-2004, 08:09 PM
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LOL Grizzly was extremely intoxicated at the time. So intoxicated in fact that he found the phone number of an ugly, fat, fifty year old lady in his pocket when he woke up. God I'm sick! LOL On top of that, I've got a few cuts and scrapes because I was too drunk to not fall of my bike. Then, when I woke up this morning, I thought it had been stolen because when I went to get it, I had forgotten that I had chained it up in a different spot since I couldn't ride it anywhere. It was a good night.  It also appears as though I must have been missing my ex because my phone shows that I tried to call her twice. I might have succeeded in calling, but I was too drunk to get the number right. Silly me. Last edited by Grizzly; 10-30-2004 at 08:11 PM. |
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Listen bitches! I don't have the internet at home and I was certainly in no shape to be calling anyone. LOL When I woke up, I wondered why the kitchen was all warm. It was because the stove was still on. Inside was a pizza that had been cooking for 8 hours. If that doesn't illustrate my level of intoxication, perhaps this will: The reason I had a fat, ugly, fifty year old's phone number in my pocket was because I told her I wanted to take her home and stick my tongue in her ass....and I meant it! Now do you understand? LOL |
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No, that's why I have the phone number. I vaguely remember her saying something to the effect of how she barely knew me, she needed blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, whatever the hell it is that women say. I also vaguely remember telling her, "this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. There's no way I'm calling you and either we fuck tonight or we fuck never." Sometimes I'm funny. To be honest, I'd probably have passed out on her. |
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10-31-2004, 12:25 AM
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woah! hold the fucking horses here!!!! I want some old women! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Come on, I'm the only motherfucker here who truly appreciates older women. Oh wait, it's only myself, Joe Schmoe and BigKB. But they're not on right now so I get the old women! Fuck yous guys! Send 'em my way.
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