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| Hedonistic Escape: This is a discussion on thumb in the bum within the Discussion forums, part of the extensive steroid information at MESO-Rx; So the other day this girl asks me, "why do guys like to stick their fingers in our butts?" lmao ... |
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09-08-2004, 08:22 PM
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So the other day this girl asks me, "why do guys like to stick their fingers in our butts?" lmao I guess she had her first experience the other day and really didn't understand it. Never actually had a girl ask me this question, so how would everyone answer that one? (let's hear it Food)
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09-08-2004, 08:24 PM
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testing the waters to see if they react to it... if they dont tehn move on to sticking somthing else in there.... later |
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09-08-2004, 09:15 PM
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It's the warm up for the real deal. Hell, I'll tongue it too.
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09-08-2004, 10:37 PM
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just getting it stretched for the larger finger next
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09-09-2004, 09:28 AM
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just slap the bitch and make her get on her knees.... after she is done fellatio-ing you up... you kindly explain to her that she is one of the chosen few. you explain to her there are few reasons why this may happen. You ask her if she has a nice round posterior, if she believes that she does then tell her other guys may think the same thing and must explore the entire rear end. If she doesnt think it is a great poopshoot, then this is a problem.... explain to her that this peoples thumb... (peoples pinky for those gluteouses that are still virginous) is given when the female is not all that exciting in bed. The male specimen needs to have utmost enjoyment out of the encounter and if the female is not up to the challenge he must then spice things up a bit. The male may explore the entire body but this certainly leads to the promise land.... the male may begin to tickle the stinkhole, but the female should not think it stops here.... the male, after mustering up enough courage and weighing the consequences in his head of the repercussions to come of his actions, will eventually insert the 5th metacarpel into that beautiful brown anal cavity. Now there are also the chances of the peoples thumb to be inserted into the juciness due to medical reasons. Medical reasons?...she asks. Yes dear, medical reasons. For the male may suffer from a common form of A.D.D. or even worse.... A.D.H.D.. For the A.D.D. males, they may last a few 5 to 10 minutes or so, but their mind may wander.... they may begin to think about what they did that day, or what they have to do the next day, or if they have to go grocery shopping for food, what sports teams play that day or any upcoming events at all.... by the time they get refocused the female normally has already adjusted herself to a more vulnerable position, and the first thing the male patient sees is that wonderful brown star, and doesn't think twice about filling that star light with a star bright.... if ya get my drift. Now the final reason being, and heaven forbid if a nice catholic girl comes accross this patient, is the A.D.H.D. patient.... This male tends to have "wild porn sex" (like one of our meso brothers with the broke up dick does) and is all over the place. This male lover tends to be sparatic with his motions, every thing seems to be all herky jerky like..... basically, he is not moving all nimbly bimbly like from tree to tree. This lover that the woman endures throws her into many many different positions in a short period of time. As he is thumping her at an average of 78 thrusts per minute doggystyle, he just violently takes that mastadon of a thumb, cocks it back like he is doing tricep kickbacks and just **WHAM!#@!** throws it up in her... generally resulting in blood loss and a high pitch blood curdling screach.... scar tissue will form and it is just a mess. Women just do not understand sometimes that they need to stop asking questions and just accept the fact that they are sometimes the lucky chosen few that get the honor to have their bum actually thumbed! Next time she asks "why do guys like to stick objects in to my rear" you just tell her.... "Do you know how many Somalians WISH they ever had the pleasure to recieve the Peoples Thumb (TM)" ???? Best Wishes ~Dr. Thumbs~
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09-09-2004, 01:52 PM
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lmfao!!!!
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09-09-2004, 03:25 PM
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It's great when you go with a slutty girl on a one night stand and thumb her ass as you fuck and her ass hole is quite slack and goes in easy as she has had a lot of butt fucking in the past. A girl I dated when i was 21 her ass hole was actually stretched from a tight ring shape to more of a small slit like you see in porn stars like Bella Donna who get fisted etc. It turned out she used to masturbate with the biggest dildo up her ass you have ever seen and had had an anal fetish since her teens! I once put a rolling pin up her ass and another night the handle of a baseball bat. It's a huge sexual fantasy of mine to make my GF have a permamently stretched butt hole from anal sex and large dildoes, especially a well educated successful career girl who is very well spoken, it is so sexy as it objectifies them so much. Then no matter what when she goes with men in the future they will know as soon as they put a finger in her ass or see her ass hole she is a total anal whore. Last edited by Ronin_; 09-09-2004 at 03:28 PM. |
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09-09-2004, 04:31 PM
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lmfao ronin. as for me i guess it is just to see if i can. No anal fetishes or fantasies for me.
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09-09-2004, 04:52 PM
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that is fucking nasty Quote:
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09-09-2004, 04:57 PM
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I thought you were completely anti-anal?
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09-10-2004, 05:15 AM
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09-10-2004, 05:24 AM
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09-10-2004, 11:42 AM
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I put my finger in my GFs mouth after it's been up her butt, not in my own though! |
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